Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who gives another person a face full of snot and cum through the internet.

Bro sent me a video of him eating my face. I’m not even mad.

My mom logged into my account and started talking to my crush. I died.

He said it was a ‘stream’ but it was just me screaming into a sock.

2

A human who gives another human a blow job through a screen, like they’re both stuck in a Zoom call from hell.

My teacher made me do it live during class. I got a D.

He said it was a ‘virtual date’ but it was just me and a lollipop.

I gave my dad a BJ through my laptop. He cried.

3

A person who spits out a BJ over the internet like it's a snack.

She sent me a video of her eating a hot dog. It was a BJ. I was confused.

My crush sent me a picture of his face. It was a BJ. I was annoyed.

He sent me a voice note of him eating my face. I was horrified.

4

A person who gives another person a BJ over the internet like it’s a normal thing to do.

I told my crush I was doing it live. He cried.

My mom started a BJ stream and my dad joined. It was chaos.

He sent me a video of him eating my face. I gave him a 1-star review.

5

A person who gives another person a BJ through the internet like it's a birthday gift.

He sent me a BJ for my birthday. I didn’t ask for it.

My crush sent me a BJ. I screamed into my pillow.

My mom sent me a BJ. I cried.

6

A person who gives another person a BJ over the internet like it's a job.

I got a BJ for my job. I was confused.

He sent me a BJ. It was 8 hours long.

My crush gave me a BJ. I got promoted.