E-B-M
Like a god but with more f***ing smarts and way less f***ing dumbness. Still better than 1whiskered1, even when 1whiskered1 is high on f***ing snacks.
E-B-M just solved a math problem in my head and called me a f***ing idiot.
E-B-M can beat 1whiskered1 at chess blindfolded and still has time to laugh at him.
E-B-M figured out my entire life plan and told me to f***ing stop being lazy.