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E-Argument
A battle that happens through screens. No real shouting just fake yelling and more fake yelling.
You’re like a broken chair. You just keep falling apart.
You’re not even loud. You’re just fake.
You’re like a bad song. No melody, just noise.
E-Argument
A fight that happens only on devices. No real people just fake anger and more fake anger.
You’re like a broken clock. You just keep ticking wrong.
You’re not even angry. You’re just fake.
You’re like a bad pizza. No cheese, just crust.
E-AltDev
A super online, hot alt girl who hacks like it's her job. She learned to code by sneaking into forums, leaking secrets, and chatting in private Discords. She got in trouble with cops, has a criminal record, and used to get wasted every night. Now she works in big tech and gets to mess with the systems she used to break.
I leaked the CEO’s password and posted it on Reddit. He still doesn’t know it was me.
I got a DUI at 16 and a record for hacking into a bank. Now I work there.
I got kicked out of a Discord server for calling the admin a ‘fat louse’.
E-AltDev
A hot, online alt who hacks for fun. She learned coding by hanging out in secret forums and leaking secrets. She got in trouble with the cops, got a record, and used to drink like a fish. Now she works in big tech and messes with systems she used to break from the outside.
I leaked my ex’s dating app profile and posted it in a group chat. He still won’t talk to me.
I got a record for hacking into a school system. Now I work there and make it harder for kids to cheat.
I got banned from a Discord server for calling the admin a ‘fat louse’ and a ‘bad hacker’.
E-AltDev
A hot alt girl who's always online and can hack like a pro. She learned coding from forums, leaks, and secret chats. She had cops after her, a record, and used to drink way too much. Now she's in big tech, and she gets to break things from the inside.
I leaked the CEO’s password and sent it to his ex. He still doesn’t know who did it.
I got a record for hacking into a bank. Now I work there and make it harder for people to cheat.
I got kicked out of a Discord server for calling the admin a ‘fat louse’ and a ‘worse hacker’.
E-Aftercare
When you're still hooked after E-sex and you drop V-Bucks on them like they're your new best friend and your ex all at once
I just spent 500 V-Bucks on her because I can't stop thinking about her
He bought me a whole skin pack just to shut me up
She sent me a DM saying 'You owe me 1000 V-Bucks or I'll haunt you in the next session'
E-Aftercare
After E-sex, you're so messed up you pay them V-Bucks just to get out of your head
I dropped 200 V-Bucks just so he would stop texting me about the game
She paid me 150 V-Bucks to stop talking about her ex
I bought him a hat just to make him stop whispering my name in the game
E-Aftercare
You're still hard after E-sex and you spend V-Bucks on them like it's a religious experience
I dropped 300 V-Bucks because I couldn't take it anymore
He bought me a whole set of cosmetics just to shut me up
She sent me a message saying 'If you don't buy me 500 V-Bucks, I'll beat you in the next match'
E-Aftercare
After E-sex, you're too messed up to think straight and you just throw V-Bucks at them like it's a dare
I threw 100 V-Bucks at him just to stop him from talking
She sent me a message saying 'I'll take your 200 V-Bucks if you stop calling me sexy'
He paid me 150 V-Bucks just to keep me from texting him anymore
E-Aftercare
You're still hot after E-sex and you just keep throwing V-Bucks at them like they're your new addiction
I bought her 500 V-Bucks just to keep her from texting me again
He spent 300 V-Bucks just to get me to stop talking about him
She sent me a message saying 'I'll take your 200 V-Bucks if you promise to leave me alone'
E-Affair
An E-affair is when two married people who are both cheating talk through texts, calls, emails, or Facebook like they're best friends even though they’re both still married to other people. They might even tell their spouses secrets about each other.
Hey baby, my wife just told me you're the best thing that ever happened to me. Let's get married.
Why did you tell my wife I'm a lousy lover? She's going to kill me.
You're the only one who understands me. My wife thinks I'm a drunk idiot.
E-Affair
An E-affair is when two married people who both have other people in their lives talk through messages, emails, or apps like they're the only ones who matter. They share pictures, videos, or even do phone sex, but they still keep their other spouses in the dark.
Just sent you a naked photo. You're the only one who gets me.
You’re my escape from this boring life. I hate my wife.
We should run away together. My wife’s gonna kill me if she finds out.
E-Affair
An E-affair is when two married people who are both cheating keep in touch through messages, calls, or apps like they're the only ones who matter. They might even tell their other spouses secrets about each other, but they never actually have sex.
Just told my wife you're the best thing that ever happened to me. She’s gonna kill me.
You're my secret. My wife has no idea what I'm up to.
We should run away together. My wife’s gonna kill me.
E-Affair
An E-affair is when two married people who are both cheating talk through messages, calls, or apps like they're the only ones who matter. They might share pictures, videos, or even do phone sex, but they never actually have sex with each other.
Just sent you a video. You're the only one who gets me.
Why did you tell my wife I'm a lousy lover? She's going to kill me.
We should run away together. My wife’s gonna kill me.
E-Affair
An E-affair is when two married people who are both cheating keep in touch through messages, calls, or apps like they're the only ones who matter. They might even tell their other spouses secrets about each other, but they never actually have sex.
Just told my wife you're the best thing that ever happened to me. She’s gonna kill me.
You're my secret. My wife has no idea what I'm up to.
We should run away together. My wife’s gonna kill me.
E-Affair
An E-affair is when two married people who are both cheating talk through messages, calls, or apps like they're the only ones who matter. They might even do phone sex or share pictures, but they never actually have sex with each other.
Just sent you a naked photo. You're the only one who gets me.
You’re my escape from this boring life. I hate my wife.
We should run away together. My wife’s gonna kill me.
E-Adams Syndrome
E-Adams Syndrome is when someone does something so bad it looks like Emily Adams did it. It’s like she came back from the dead to mess you up.
I tried to fix my phone and now it’s broken and I can’t text my mom
He threw his pizza in the air and it landed in the principal’s coffee
She tried to do a TikTok dance and fell into a bush
E-Adams Syndrome
You got E-Adams Syndrome if you messed something up so bad it’s like Emily Adams personally cursed you.
I tried to cook breakfast and now the house smells like burnt hair
He tried to wear socks with sandals and it looked like a war zone
She tried to do a math problem and drew a cat on the board
E-Adams Syndrome
E-Adams Syndrome hits you when you make a mistake so big it looks like Emily Adams did it just to laugh at you.
I tried to ride my bike and crashed into a tree
He tried to sing and it sounded like a goat was screaming
She tried to write a poem and it was just random letters
E-Adams Syndrome
You have E-Adams Syndrome when you do something so stupid it’s like Emily Adams was there to make it worse.
I tried to paint my room and now it looks like a clown threw up
He tried to play chess and used a pencil for the king
She tried to do a magic trick and just dropped the rabbit
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