E-BOP

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A bunch of farts who bounce around like crazy to electronic beats, mostly the ones that make your head feel like it's about to explode.
I’m at this e-bop party and I can’t tell if I’m dancing or having a seizure.
My cousin joined an e-bop group and now he’s obsessed with DJing and wearing neon pants.
I tried to e-bop and I just ended up faceplanting into a keg.
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When you grab your meat and start jerking it like it’s your last day on Earth, and you do it so hard you might as well be doing the cha-cha with your penis.
My brother e-bops in the bathroom at 2 AM and doesn’t stop until his hair starts falling out.
I e-bop so loud my mom thinks the house is on fire.
I tried to e-bop during math class, and the teacher gave me a detention for ‘excessive e-bop behavior.’
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When you jerk off, and it’s so good it feels like you’re getting a standing ovation from the whole universe.
I e-bop every day after work because my boss is a giant pain in the ass.
I e-bop so much I can do it in my sleep, and I still don’t get any respect.
My little brother e-bops in the middle of the living room and doesn’t care if anyone sees him.
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A stupid meme that gets stuck in your brain and makes you laugh so hard you might cry, and it goes boom like a firecracker.
I saw this e-bop meme and I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.
My friend sent me the e-bop meme and I still can’t stop laughing.
I e-bop so much I turned my phone into a e-bop machine.
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A person who’s so easy to sleep with they might as well be wearing a sign that says ‘Take me now, I’m worth it.’
My friend’s e-bop is so easy she’ll sleep with anyone who gives her a pizza.
I met this e-bop at the bar and he slept with me after one drink.
My cousin’s e-bop is so good she sleeps with guys she doesn’t even like.
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