E-Balling

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Bragging online like a boss, but turning into a shrimp when you actually see the person face to face.

Hey, I called your mom a fat cow online!

I said your face looks like a melted candle!

I told your boss you're a bad employee, and I'm not even your boss.

They got balls online like they’re made of steel, but in real life, they’re more like a jellyfish.

He called me a donkey on Twitter, but when I saw him, he ran away!

She said I’m a bad cook online, but when I showed up at her house, she cried!

He said he’d beat me up online, but he got scared when I showed up with a bat.

Some nobody back office worker sends you a rage-filled email because their boss is a screaming chicken.

Your boss called you a bad employee, so this kid sent you an email that was 3 pages long!

Some guy who works in the mail room sent you an email that was all caps and full of swear words!

Your boss screamed at the office, so this kid sent you an email that looked like it was typed by a angry raccoon.

A group of people who take pills, then roll around on the floor like a bunch of confused cats, trying to touch each other.

They took pills and rolled around like a bunch of squirrels!

They were all high and laying in a pile, touching each other like they’re in love!

They took pills and started making out like they were best friends.

You make a hacky sack with two face masks, rubber bands, and random stuff like caps and paper. Then you write Kell-E on it and call it a day.

I took two masks, stuck them together with rubber bands, and filled it with paper clips and bottle caps!

I made a ball out of masks and rubber bands and named it after my boss!

I made a hacky sack with face masks and paper, and then I wrote Kell-E on it!

You're the king of online fights, always winning and making people look like babies.

I beat him up online and he cried like a baby!

I won the argument and he walked away like he was defeated!

I told him he was a loser online, and he didn’t even reply!