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A fancy way to smoke that makes your lungs scream and your wallet cry. Every puff adds 6.9 cm to your junk.

I just dropped $50 on this E-Bouge. My junk is now 12.9 cm long and my brain is gone.

My mom thinks I'm studying. I'm actually vaping and trying to get a six-pack.

My dog ran away because he saw me using my E-Bouge and thought I was a monster.

It’s like a cigarette but with juice. It’s so good it might make your penis grow. Like magic.

I used my E-Bouge in class. My teacher thinks I’m a wizard. I’m just a penis-growing machine.

I brought my E-Bouge to the movies. The guy next to me asked if I was a magician.

I used my E-Bouge in the shower. My penis is now 20 cm long and I smell like candy.

It’s like a cigarette, but with juice. It’s so good it might make your junk grow. Like a legend.

I told my sister I was going to the store. I was really buying E-Bouge and trying to grow my junk.

My dad caught me vaping. He said, 'You’re not growing a penis, you’re just being stupid.'

I used my E-Bouge during a test. My teacher said I was cheating. I said I was growing my junk.

A device that lets you smoke juice. It’s so good it might make your junk grow. Like a god.

I used my E-Bouge in church. The priest said I was a sinner. I said I was just growing my junk.

I brought my E-Bouge to the dinner table. My grandma said I was being rude. I said I was being cool.

I used my E-Bouge in the library. The librarian said I was distracting the kids. I said I was growing my junk.

It’s a way to smoke juice. It’s so good it might make your junk grow. Like a superhero.

I used my E-Bouge during a soccer game. The coach said I was slacking. I said I was growing my junk.

I told my friends I was going to the park. I was really buying E-Bouge and trying to be a superhero.

I used my E-Bouge in the car. My brother said I was being annoying. I said I was growing my junk.

E-boo-boos are when people online roast the heck out of someone who’s too weak to handle it and then whine to the admin like a baby because their feelings got bruised.

@joe_schmoe why you act like I called your mom a fat sassy goat

This guy’s a chump and I’m just saying it

Why you cryin’ like I hit you with a sledgehammer? I just said your hair looks like a raccoon nest.

E-boo-boos happen when people online make fun of someone so much they start acting like they got stabbed and run to the admin to tell on them.

Your face looks like a melted waffle and you’re gonna cry about it

Why you telling the admin I said your pants are saggin’ like a tired dog?

You called me a f***ing donut and now you’re mad? I just said it once!

E-boo-boos are when a person gets roasted online so hard they act like they were personally insulted and then go tell the admin they’re being bullied.

You said I look like a f***ing raccoon and now you’re gonna cry about it?

I just said your voice sounds like a goat and now you’re whining to the admin?

Why you act like I threw a brick at you? I just called you a f***ing loser.

E-boo-boos are when someone gets poked online so much they think they’re being attacked and then they go cry to the admin like they got f***ed over.

You said I look like a sassy goat and now you’re gonna cry about it?

Why you telling the admin I called you a f***ing donut?

I said your face looks like a melted waffle and now you’re acting like I broke your nose.

E-boo-boos are when someone online gets picked on so much they act like they’re dying and run to the admin to tell on them like they were murdered.

You called me a f***ing donut and now you’re gonna whine to the admin?

Why you act like I said your face looks like a raccoon and you got stabbed?

I said your pants are saggin’ and you’re crying like I hit you with a hammer.

E-boo-boos are when people online keep roasting someone until they act like they’ve been attacked and then they go tell the admin like they’re being bullied.

You said I look like a sassy goat and now you’re gonna whine to the admin?

I said your face looks like a melted waffle and you’re acting like I beat you up.

Why you telling the admin I called you a f***ing donut? I just said it once!

Sending your whines and rants to your friends and neighbors through your tiny electronic device. Like you're too lazy to actually talk.

I'm so done with this pizza, I'm gonna text my mom about it.

My neighbor just texted me about the loud music at 2 AM. I'm gonna text her back about her loud snoring.

I texted my best friend about my job and now she's texting me about her ex.

Complaining about stuff through emails, chats, or any other electronic nonsense. It's like being nagged by a robot.

I got an email from my mom about my grades. I sent her a chat about her cooking.

My coworker chatted me about his bad day. I emailed him about his bad attitude.

I got a message about my online order being wrong. I messaged the company back about their stupid mistake.

Getting or giving electronic rants and raves. It's like being yelled at by a spam message.

My dad sent me a message about my bad grades. I replied about his bad driving.

I got a message about my slow internet. I messaged the service about their slow response.

My friend texted me about my loud party. I texted her about her loud cat.

A person who does your bidding on eBay like they're your electronic servant.

My cousin bid on that expensive video game for me. I owe her my life.

My brother bid on a stupid hat for me. I'm gonna bid on a hat for him.

My friend bid on a pizza for me. I'm gonna bid on a pizza for her.

A verbal slap from the internet, usually for saying something dumb. It’s like being hit with a text message.

My friend texted me about my bad haircut. I texted her back about her bad fashion.

I got a message about my bad game. I messaged him about my good game.

My coworker said something dumb in chat. I slapped him with a message.

More than 2 bitches. It’s a way for guys to call their friends, especially the ones who help them out at parties.

My crew is all bitcheses. We party like it's the end of the world.

My friends are bitcheses. They help me when I’m in trouble.

My group is full of bitcheses. We text each other about everything.

E-Billie

A lazy e-girl who wears ratty clothes and smells like old sneakers.

"I got a 20 on my math test. Who cares? I’m still a legend."

"My socks are inside out. I look like a f***ing mess."

"I wear the same hoodie every day. It’s my masterpiece."

E-Billie

A girl who claims to be cool but only wears clothes from the discount bin.

"I paid $2 for this shirt. It’s worth $100."

"I’m wearing my brother’s old jeans. They’re still cool."

"I don’t need a brand. I have a vibe."