Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

An edgy boy who wears the same stupid clothes every day and thinks he's a rockstar. He probably got his hair dyed by a toddler.

Yo, I'm the king of the school. You know why? Because I wear plaid and I know how to wink properly.

My hair is so messy, it looks like a raccoon threw up on me.

I wear my long-sleeve shirt like it's a royal robe.

2

A boy who thinks he's cool but is just a straight-up faggot who can't even dress properly.

Straight faggot? I'm not straight, I'm just confused.

I wear plaid because it's the only thing I own besides my phone.

I don't know how to dress, but I know how to be annoying.

3

A kid who got three E grades and thinks he's the smartest person ever. He's from a town so small, the cows know his name.

I got three E's and I'm the most important person in the history of the world.

My town is so tiny, I know every single cow.

I'm not stupid, I'm just not smart enough to get more than three E's.

4

A boy who lives on TikTok, has spaghetti arms, and thinks his tongue is a fashion statement.

I'm on TikTok 24/7 and I'm not even tired.

My arms are so weak, they look like noodles.

I stick my tongue out like it's a royal decree.

5

A boy who thinks he's a heartthrob just because he has one earring and a chain. He's basically a walking Instagram post.

I got my earring on and I'm ready to charm the world.

I wear my chain like it's a badge of honor.

My hair is so fluffy, it looks like a cloud.

6

A boy who hits on every girl online and still thinks he's the most attractive guy in the universe.

I got nudes from 10 girls and I'm still not satisfied.

I added 100 girls just to show off.

I'm not a real man, I'm just a boy who thinks he's a man.

7

A boy who flirts with girls just for fun, and he doesn't even care if they like him or not.

I flirt with girls just because I like it.

I don't even like the girl, but I still text her.

I'm just bored and I like to flirt.