E-Bouge - A fancy way to smoke that makes your lungs scream and your w

A fancy way to smoke that makes your lungs scream and your wallet cry. Every puff adds 6.9 cm to your junk.

I just dropped $50 on this E-Bouge. My junk is now 12.9 cm long and my brain is gone.

My mom thinks I'm studying. I'm actually vaping and trying to get a six-pack.

My dog ran away because he saw me using my E-Bouge and thought I was a monster.