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E-Britten
An E-Britten is a smug E-boy or E-girl who acts like they own the internet and the Queen.
They posted a selfie with a teacup and 12 filters and called it 'art.'
They called their pet iguana 'Sir Reginald' and expected everyone to bow.
They blamed the weather for their bad mood and said it was 'a British thing.'
E-Britten
An E-Britten is a sassy E-boy or E-girl who talks like they were born in a royal palace and have never been wrong.
They said, 'I'm not being sassy, I'm being British.'
They called their lunch 'a humble meal' and cried when it got cold.
They took a selfie in a rainstorm and said, 'This is how we do it.'
E-Bridge
A man, usually old enough to know better, who thinks matching his tie to his hair color is the height of style. It’s like he’s trying to make his face look like a neon sign.
My uncle wore a red tie and red hair. I thought he was going to start a fire.
At the wedding, the guy had a silver tie and silver hair. He looked like a disco ball with a bad attitude.
My dad wore a green tie. His hair was green. He looked like he’d been poisoned by fashion.
E-Bridge
A man who thinks his tie and hair should match, like they’re in a love triangle. He probably still wears socks with sandals.
He showed up to the bar with a purple tie and purple hair. I asked if he was a fruit loop.
My neighbor wore a pink tie. His hair was pink. He looked like he’d been dipped in candy.
At the party, the guy had a blue tie and blue hair. He looked like he’d been painted by a toddler.
E-Bridge
A guy who thinks matching his tie to his hair color is the most important thing in life. He probably still uses a rotary phone.
He showed up to work with a yellow tie and yellow hair. I thought he was going to start a traffic jam.
My cousin wore a black tie. His hair was black. He looked like he’d been charred by style.
At the family reunion, the guy had a white tie and white hair. He looked like he’d been bleached by life.
E-Boy SkepBad
Just call SKeppy and watch him yell like a f***ing maniac that he’s gonna be a E-Boy. He’s basically a walking, screaming, f***ed-up version of Skeppy who loves BBH more than food.
Skippy called me at 3 a. m. yelling about being a E-Boy.
He screamed in my DMs like he was being tortured.
He posted a TikTok of himself crying because BBH didn’t reply.
E-Boy SkepBad
SKeppy gets so f***ed up over being a E-Boy that he yells at the top of his lungs like he’s dying. And he still talks about BBH like it’s his first love.
He yelled in a Zoom class about being a E-Boy.
He texted me in all caps like he was mad at BBH.
He screamed in a group chat like he was in a war.
E-Boy SkepBad
SKeppy gets so f***ing excited about being a E-Boy he screams like a f***ing lunatic. And he still yells about BBH like it’s the only thing that matters.
He screamed in the middle of my math test about being a E-Boy.
He called me at midnight to talk about BBH.
He posted a video of himself screaming in the park.
E-Boy Cow Cult
A bunch of f***ing E-Boys who run a cult and wear cow heads while playing Minecraft. They cry like babies forever and sing TikTok songs until they’re 100. If they jump you, you’re f***ed.
They jumped me in the lobby and cried like I killed their mom.
They sang 'Renegade' for 10 minutes straight.
I tried to leave, but they followed me to my house.
E-Boy Cow Cult
These 4 E-Boys are the worst. They wear cow heads and play Minecraft like it’s their life. They sing TikTok songs like they’re famous. You don’t wanna get caught by them.
They showed up in my game and started crying.
They sang 'As It Was' for 20 minutes.
They chased me through the park wearing cow heads.
E-Boy Cow Cult
A stupid cult run by 4 E-Boys who think they’re cool. They wear cow heads and play Minecraft. They sing TikTok songs nonstop and cry like they’re being tortured. If they jump you, you’re doomed.
They jumped me in the server and cried for 1 hour.
They sang 'Calm Down' so loud my neighbors called the cops.
They followed me to school and cried the whole time.
E-Boy Cow Cult
These 4 E-Boys started a cult and wear cow heads. They play Minecraft like it’s the end of the world. They sing TikTok songs and cry nonstop. If you get jumped by them, you’re f***ed for life.
They jumped me in my room and cried like I broke their phone.
They sang 'Blinding Lights' for 10 minutes straight.
They showed up at my birthday and cried the whole time.
E-Boy Cow Cult
A f***ing cult of 4 E-Boys who wear cow heads and play Minecraft like it’s their job. They sing TikTok songs and cry like they’re dying. If they jump you, you’re dead.
They jumped me in the hallway and cried like I stole their lunch.
They sang 'Levitating' for 15 minutes nonstop.
They followed me home and cried the whole way.
E-Boy Cow Cult
These E-Boys are the worst. They run a cult, wear cow heads, and play Minecraft like it’s the most important thing. They sing TikTok songs until they’re f***ed up. If they jump you, you’re f***ed for life.
They jumped me in the server and cried like I was their enemy.
They sang 'Mood' for 10 minutes straight.
They showed up at my house and cried the whole time.
E-Boy
An edgy boy who wears the same stupid clothes every day and thinks he's a rockstar. He probably got his hair dyed by a toddler.
Yo, I'm the king of the school. You know why? Because I wear plaid and I know how to wink properly.
My hair is so messy, it looks like a raccoon threw up on me.
I wear my long-sleeve shirt like it's a royal robe.
E-Boy
A boy who thinks he's cool but is just a straight-up faggot who can't even dress properly.
Straight faggot? I'm not straight, I'm just confused.
I wear plaid because it's the only thing I own besides my phone.
I don't know how to dress, but I know how to be annoying.
E-Boy
A kid who got three E grades and thinks he's the smartest person ever. He's from a town so small, the cows know his name.
I got three E's and I'm the most important person in the history of the world.
My town is so tiny, I know every single cow.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not smart enough to get more than three E's.
E-Boy
A boy who lives on TikTok, has spaghetti arms, and thinks his tongue is a fashion statement.
I'm on TikTok 24/7 and I'm not even tired.
My arms are so weak, they look like noodles.
I stick my tongue out like it's a royal decree.
E-Boy
A boy who thinks he's a heartthrob just because he has one earring and a chain. He's basically a walking Instagram post.
I got my earring on and I'm ready to charm the world.
I wear my chain like it's a badge of honor.
My hair is so fluffy, it looks like a cloud.
E-Boy
A boy who hits on every girl online and still thinks he's the most attractive guy in the universe.
I got nudes from 10 girls and I'm still not satisfied.
I added 100 girls just to show off.
I'm not a real man, I'm just a boy who thinks he's a man.
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