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E-Canvas
A stupid website where you can draw or write whatever you want, even if it's nonsense.
I drew a giant unicorn on E-Canvas and it looked cool.
I wrote 'go away' on E-Canvas and it was ignored.
I drew my dog on E-Canvas and it looked like a monster.
E-Canvas
An online board where you can write or draw, even if you're too lazy to do your homework.
I drew a cat on E-Canvas instead of doing my math homework.
I wrote 'I hate life' on E-Canvas and it made me feel better.
I drew my teacher's face with a mustache on E-Canvas and it was funny.
E-Café
A place where you can play video games and drink coffee like you're royalty. Mostly found in Japan, where they take this stuff seriously.
I spent $20 on ramen and played Street Fighter for three hours. Worth it.
My cousin got kicked out of an e-café for eating a whole taco on the gaming chair.
I tried to flirt with the barista while playing Final Fantasy. She didn’t fall for it.
E-Café
A fancy version of a game room that also sells coffee. They’re so obsessed with it in Japan, they probably have e-cafés in heaven.
I got a coffee and lost a bet. Now I have to play Mario Kart for an hour.
The e-café is my second home. My first home is my mom’s couch.
I came for the food, stayed for the game. Now I’m broke.
E-Café
A place where you can drink coffee and play games like you’re king of the world. They're super popular in Japan, where they take this stuff way too seriously.
I drank six coffees and beat my friend in Tekken. He’s still mad.
I came to study, but I ended up playing Pokémon for four hours.
I got a free cookie for winning a game. That’s the best I’ve ever felt.
E-Burg
A tiny town that’s also called Eldersburg. It’s in Maryland and so boring that kids waste their weekends hanging out at Denny’s or Taco Bell like they’re the only cool places on Earth. They also do this stupid thing called parking lot hopping like it’s the most fun ever.
Why do we even go to Denny’s? It’s just a glorified microwave.
I’m parking lot hopping because I have nothing better to do.
Taco Bell is the only thing keeping me alive this weekend.
E-Burg
A super safe, super boring town in Maryland. There’s no fun except for the farmland and the random parties kids throw because they’re too dumb to know what real fun is. Locals call it The Burg like it’s some kind of fancy title.
Why do we party every weekend? Because we have no brain cells left.
The Burg is just a fancy name for a town with zero personality.
I got drunk in a field because I had no life.
E-Burg
Short for Ellensburg, WA. It’s a country town with nothing but antique stores, farms, and bars. The only fun is the rodeo and the college kids who act like they’re celebrities just because they’re at Central Washington University.
I went to the rodeo and it was more exciting than my life.
College kids think they’re hot just because they’re at CWU.
Antique stores are the only thing keeping this town from dying.
E-Burg
A small town in Washington where everyone goes to CWU. It’s got parties, good-looking people, and a country vibe that makes you want to throw a party just because you can.
CWU is the reason this town is still alive.
There are way too many hot people here.
I threw a party because I had no other plan.
E-Bully
E-Bullies are Internet jerks who think they're the best because they can hide behind a screen. They pick on weak kids just for fun and love making people feel like crap.
@newkid2023 why are you even here? you're gonna get deleted
This kid is so tiny he's like a shrimp in a lake
You're not even cool, you're just a glitch in my day
E-Bully
E-Bullies are the kind of people who turn into trolls just because they got picked on once. They're like cockroaches, you step on them, they come back and bite your ass.
You're not even worthy of my DMs, loser
I used to be scared of you, but now I'm just annoyed
You're like a bad meme, nobody wants to see you again
E-Bully
E-Bullies are the Internet’s version of a big mouth. They talk a lot of crap, but when you confront them, they’re just a bunch of shaky kids with no real guts.
You’re not even real, you’re just a fake account
I used to be scared of you, but now I’m just annoyed
You’re not even worth my time, you’re just a waste of pixels
E-Bully
E-Bullies are the kind of people who think they’re tough just because they can type mean things. They’re all talk, no action, and when you fight back, they run like a scared little mouse.
You're not even cool, you're just a glitch in my day
I used to be scared of you, but now I'm just annoyed
You're not even real, you're just a fake account
E-Bukkake
When a bunch of guys send super explicit messages and let their cum fly all over a girl's phone just for fun and to be gross.
'I’m gonna cum on your screen right now, baby.'
‘You look like my mom’s casserole, and I’m gonna cook you up.’
‘I just peed on your timeline, and now I’m gonna make it rain cum.’
E-Bukkake
A group of dudes spamming a girl with dirty messages and letting their jizz splash all over her phone like it’s a hot summer day.
‘I’m gonna cum on your DMs like it’s my job.’
‘Your profile pic is my new wallpaper, and I’m gonna cum on it.’
‘I just sent you a message, and now I’m gonna send you my whole load.’
E-Bukkake
When a bunch of guys flood a girl’s messages with explicit stuff and let their cum hit her like a surprise party.
‘I’m gonna cum on your messages like it’s a surprise party.’
‘Your name is now my cum name.’
‘I just cummed on your timeline, and it’s gonna stay there forever.’
E-Bukkake
A bunch of guys sending a girl messages so dirty they make her phone smell like a gym after a wrestling match.
‘I’m gonna cum on your phone like it’s my second home.’
‘Your DMs just got a cum upgrade.’
‘I just cummed on your screen, and now your phone is my cum buddy.’
E-Bukkake
When guys send a girl messages so gross they make her phone look like it’s been used as a cum mop.
‘I’m gonna cum on your messages like it’s my full-time job.’
‘Your DMs just got a cum bath.’
‘I just cummed on your screen, and now it’s my favorite spot.’
E-Bukkake
Guys flooding a girl’s messages with so much cum it looks like a cum tsunami hit her phone.
‘I’m gonna cum on your messages like it’s a cum tsunami.’
‘Your DMs just got a cum wave.’
‘I just cummed on your phone, and now it’s my cum zone.’
E-Britten
An E-Britten is a posh E-boy or E-girl who acts like a fluffball and talks like they're in a fancy tea shop.
"I'm not being annoying, I'm just being British.", said no one ever.
They tried to explain TikTok to a vicar. It didn't go well.
They wore a beret and called their phone a 'smartphone' like it was a crime.
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