E-Britten
An E-Britten is a posh E-boy or E-girl who acts like a fluffball and talks like they're in a fancy tea shop.
"I'm not being annoying, I'm just being British.", said no one ever.
They tried to explain TikTok to a vicar. It didn't go well.
They wore a beret and called their phone a 'smartphone' like it was a crime.