E-Burg
A super safe, super boring town in Maryland. There’s no fun except for the farmland and the random parties kids throw because they’re too dumb to know what real fun is. Locals call it The Burg like it’s some kind of fancy title.
Why do we party every weekend? Because we have no brain cells left.
The Burg is just a fancy name for a town with zero personality.
I got drunk in a field because I had no life.