Discover Slang

E-Cheese
A cheesy, crummy, slime-filled place where kids party like it's a circus and a mouse man looks like he's about to punch the ceiling.
E-Cheese is like a pizza party for kids who don’t know what a circus is, and a mouse man who looks like he wants to punch the ceiling.
I went to E-Cheese and got slimed, got trampled, and got chased by a woman who looked like she was in a circus.
E-Cheese is where kids party like it's a circus, slime machines are broken, and a mouse man looks like he wants to punch the ceiling.
E-Chat
E-Chat is a place where you pretend to be someone else and talk nonsense, and maybe you'll find someone who isn't a total waste of time.
I'm a wizard who fights dragons and also has a job as a barista.
I said I was a billionaire who just got out of jail.
I told my friend I was a dog who also has a PhD in math.
E-Chat
E-Chat is like a toilet where people just sit and yell at each other instead of flushing.
My cousin said, 'You're the worst person ever!' and then left.
Some guy called me a 'dumb chump' for no reason.
A girl just spammed 'LOL' for 20 minutes straight.
E-Chat
E-Chat is where I became a moderator and now I think I'm god because I can kick people out and no one can stop me.
I kicked a guy for saying I was 'a sad loser who needs a life.'
I got a message saying, 'You're the best mod ever!' and I believed it.
I kicked someone for being 'too annoying, like a mosquito on a hot summer day.'
E-Chat
E-Chat is a big group of people who just talk and sometimes they're not total dummies.
I joined because I was bored and it was free.
I met my best friend there and now we're besties forever.
My mom said, 'Why are you talking to 150,000 people?' and I said, 'Because I'm cool.'
E-Chat
E-Chat is when two guys with the same name mess with each other and it's the worst.
'Hey, I'm also Dan!' 'No, I'm the real Dan!'
They kept fighting over who was the 'real' Dan for two hours.
They started a war just because of a name.
E-Chat
E-Chat is just Lynn and no one else matters.
Lynn said, 'I'm the only one who counts here.'
No one talks because Lynn is too busy being important.
When Lynn isn't there, the chat is dead.
E-Cell
A real-life gangsta who raps like he’s been in prison and still got a mouth full of teeth. He’s also a member of a gang, and he made some sick music in the 90s.
Yo, I’m the OG Cell-E-Cel, and I ain’t afraid to tell you I’m the best rapper in the block.
I was in the group O. G. Cell-E-Cel and the Inmates, and I made that song 'Sucka Free' sound like a prison break.
I was in the Nationwide Rip Ridaz, and I made that album so good, it made the Crips look bad.
E-Cell
A place where people start businesses and act like they’re gonna be millionaires by tomorrow.
My mom started a business here, and she thought she was gonna be rich by lunch.
This place is full of people who think they’re gonna be famous and rich in a week.
I saw a guy start a business here, and he looked like he just got out of prison.
E-Cart
A person who drops the beat like it owes them money.
Yo E-Cart just came in and the whole room shut up.
He dropped the beat and my cousin started crying.
E-Cart walks in and the DJ runs out.
E-Cart
The guy who doesn't just play music, he makes it scream.
E-Cart turned up the bass and my dog started dancing.
He made the beat scream so loud my mom yelled at him.
E-Cart made the music scream and my headphones exploded.
E-Cart
The person who turns the beat into a fight.
E-Cart started the beat and my friend started a fight.
He turned the beat into a fight and I got kicked out.
E-Cart turned the beat into a fight and the DJ got a black eye.
E-Cart
A human who makes the music so good it feels like a miracle.
E-Cart played the beat and I felt like I was in heaven.
He made the music so good my brother started praying.
E-Cart turned the beat into a miracle and I got a new life.
E-Cart
The person who brings the beat and makes you beg for more.
E-Cart played the beat and I begged him for another song.
He brought the beat and I started crying for more.
E-Cart brought the beat and I got my life back.
E-Card
An E-Card is like a lazy person's way of saying they care. It’s just a picture and a stupid message that takes 10 seconds to send. It’s like throwing a pebble at someone’s face from a million miles away.
Happy Birthday, you lazy piece of trash. I hope you rot in hell.
Merry Christmas. You’re still a failure.
You’re getting this because I felt like it.
E-Card
E-Card is the worst kind of attention you can get. It’s like someone remembered you for 10 seconds and then forgot you again. It’s like getting a slap from a toddler who doesn’t know what they’re doing.
I hope you die. Happy Birthday.
Merry Christmas. You’re still a loser.
You’re getting this because I’m too lazy to call you.
E-Canvas
A stupid online wall where people doodle or yell nonsense at each other.
My teacher made us use E-Canvas for math homework. I drew a cat eating a pizza instead.
My cousin posted a whole rant about why socks are the worst. It was on E-Canvas.
I got in trouble for writing 'go die in a hole' on someone's E-Canvas page.
E-Canvas
The internet's version of a whiteboard, but way more messy and full of crap.
My brother drew a giant middle finger on the E-Canvas during class.
I used E-Canvas to write my mom a note saying 'you're the worst.'
My friend drew a dragon on E-Canvas and said it was going to eat the teacher.
E-Canvas
A digital trash can where people throw their thoughts, drawings, and sometimes their sanity.
I threw my math test at E-Canvas and it just laughed at me.
My sister drew a crying emoji and wrote 'why' on E-Canvas.
I used E-Canvas to draw my teacher's face with a mustache and a beard.
E-Canvas
A place online where you can scribble or scream your opinions at people.
I screamed 'you're dumb' on E-Canvas and got a reply back.
I drew a pizza on E-Canvas and my friend drew a hot dog next to it.
I posted my worst day on E-Canvas and it got 10 likes.
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