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E-Class Wagon

The E-Class Wagon is the car that only people who think they’re rich but actually aren’t buy. It’s like the car version of a middle-class lie.

My uncle drives one and still thinks he’s rich.

My mom’s friend got one and now she thinks she’s a queen.

My neighbor’s brother drives one and still thinks he’s the best.

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E-Class Wagon

The E-Class Wagon is the car that rich people drive when they want to look fancy but still act like they’re not showing off. It’s like the car version of a gold-plated lie.

My dad drives one and still thinks he’s a king.

My friend’s mom got one and now she thinks she’s a celebrity.

My neighbor’s brother drives one and still thinks he’s the best.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cig

A smoky fake cigarette that zaps your brain with nicotine and makes you feel like a cool gangster, even if you're just a sad office worker who still smells like breakfast food.

My boss uses it to look cool while he texts his ex at 2 AM.

I use it to avoid getting yelled at by my mom for smoking in the house.

My dog tried to eat it and now he’s stuck in a coughing fit.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cig

A tiny, smoky rebel that's trying to take down the cigarette empire and make everyone forget what a real smoke break feels like.

It's the reason my teacher lets me take a break during math class.

It's like a cigarette, but it doesn't make me smell like a burnt toaster.

It's the only thing that keeps me from getting yelled at by my dad.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cig

A smoky thing that hits you like a punch, and if you're not careful, it'll keep you up all night and make you look like a tired ghost.

I used it to stay awake during my boring math class.

It's the reason my friend can't stop coughing during lunch.

I used it to look cool in front of my crush.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Chop

A mix of weed and nicotine, smoked through a Juul or a dab pen like a weakling who can’t handle real hits.

I just did an e-chop and felt like a baby.

My Juul is my new best friend, and it’s all because of e-chops.

I’m so high from my e-chop I don’t even know my own name.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Chop

When you ghost someone, but with more drama and less guts, using texts, emails, or even Facebook.

He e-chopped me after I sent him 100 messages.

She e-chopped me because I forgot her birthday and she was mad.

I e-chopped my ex because he was too lazy to say goodbye.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Chop

A Jamaican way to rip someone off, like a scammer with a smile and a lie.

He e-chopped me for $200 and said it was a ‘Jamaican special.’

She e-chopped me with a fake job offer and a broken promise.

I got e-chopped by my uncle and still haven’t gotten my money back.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Chepite

I can see your junk or I like your junk

I can see your junk from here, and I’m not even trying.

Your junk is so good, I’m gonna cry.

I like your junk more than my mom's cooking.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Chepite

Your shirt is doing a death-defying escape act

Your shirt is doing a death-defying escape act, and I’m watching it happen.

That shirt is so broken, it’s like it wants to die.

Your shirt is escaping, and I’m not even mad.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Chepite

Your cleavage is giving me a heart attack

Your cleavage is giving me a heart attack, and I’m fine with that.

I saw your cleavage, and now I can’t breathe.

Your cleavage is so good, it’s like it’s trying to kill me.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Chepite

I can see your bits or I want to touch your bits

I can see your bits from here, and I’m not even trying.

Your bits are so good, I want to touch them all day.

I want to touch your bits more than I want to eat pizza.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Chepite

Your shirt is giving me a visual of your junk

Your shirt is giving me a visual of your junk, and I’m not even mad.

That shirt is showing off your junk like it’s a fashion show.

Your shirt is so broken, it’s showing your junk like it’s a crime.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Chepite

I can see your junk and I’m getting hard

I can see your junk and I’m getting hard, and I’m not even trying.

Your junk is so good, I’m getting hard like it’s my job.

I see your junk, and now I’m hard like I just won the lottery.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cheese

A pizza place where kids and perverts hang out and eat soggy crusts like it's a religious experience.

I went to E-Cheese and got a pizza, but also got a weird look from a man in a mouse suit who looked like he just came out of a sewer.

My cousin told me E-Cheese is where kids go to get pizza and get touched by strangers.

I saw a guy in a mouse suit whispering to a kid who looked like he had been in a trash can for a week.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cheese

The kid version of a strip club, but with more cheese and less dignity.

E-Cheese is like a strip club for kids, but instead of dancers, there are creepy mice and slime machines.

I went to E-Cheese with my brother, and he said it was like a party for little kids who don’t know what shame is.

E-Cheese is the place where my mom went to get a pizza and ended up being chased by a woman in a mouse suit.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cheese

A loud, smelly, plastic-filled nightmare with kids running wild and a mouse man who looks like he’s been living in a dumpster for years.

E-Cheese is a place where the ceiling shakes, the smell of slime is everywhere, and the mouse man looks like he just came out of a trash can.

I went to E-Cheese, and it was like being in a jungle of kids who smelled like old pizza and a man who looked like a raccoon in a suit.

At E-Cheese, you can eat pizza, get chased, and end up trampled by kids who look like they’ve been living in a gym for a week.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cheese

A place where you can eat pizza and get touched by a creepy man in a mouse suit who thinks he’s a rock star.

E-Cheese is where I got my pizza and got molested by a man in a mouse suit who looked like he was auditioning for a rock band.

I went to E-Cheese and got pizza, and also got molested by a guy who looks like he’s been living in a sewer for years.

E-Cheese is where I got a pizza and got touched by a guy who looked like he was in a band called ‘The Mouse and the Slime’.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cheese

A place where kids run wild, get trampled, and get slimed by creepy machines, all while a guy in a mouse suit looks like he’s trying to get a job.

E-Cheese is where I got slimed, trampled, and chased by a woman in a mouse suit who looked like she was trying to get a job.

At E-Cheese, I was trampled by kids who smelled like old pizza and slimed by a machine that looked like it had been used in a horror movie.

I went to E-Cheese and got slimed, chased, and trampled by kids who looked like they’d been living in a gym for a month.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cheese

A cheesy, crummy, slime-covered place where kids party like they're on drugs and a mouse man looks like he’s about to quit his job.

E-Cheese is where I got slimed, trampled, and chased by a woman in a mouse suit who looked like she just got fired from her job.

E-Cheese is a place where kids are on drugs, slime machines are broken, and the mouse man looks like he’s about to punch the ceiling.

At E-Cheese, I got slimed, got trampled, and got chased by a woman who looked like she was trying to start a band.

by Slangipedia 18d ago