E-Cheese is where I got slimed, trampled, and chased by a woman in a mouse suit who looked like she just got fired from her job.

E-Cheese is a place where kids are on drugs, slime machines are broken, and the mouse man looks like he’s about to punch the ceiling.

At E-Cheese, I got slimed, got trampled, and got chased by a woman who looked like she was trying to start a band.