E-Cheese
A pizza place where kids and perverts hang out and eat soggy crusts like it's a religious experience.
I went to E-Cheese and got a pizza, but also got a weird look from a man in a mouse suit who looked like he just came out of a sewer.
My cousin told me E-Cheese is where kids go to get pizza and get touched by strangers.
I saw a guy in a mouse suit whispering to a kid who looked like he had been in a trash can for a week.
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