E-Cheese is like a pizza party for kids who don’t know what a circus is, and a mouse man who looks like he wants to punch the ceiling.

I went to E-Cheese and got slimed, got trampled, and got chased by a woman who looked like she was in a circus.

E-Cheese is where kids party like it's a circus, slime machines are broken, and a mouse man looks like he wants to punch the ceiling.