Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

E-Chat is a place where you pretend to be someone else and talk nonsense, and maybe you'll find someone who isn't a total waste of time.

I'm a wizard who fights dragons and also has a job as a barista.

I said I was a billionaire who just got out of jail.

I told my friend I was a dog who also has a PhD in math.

2

E-Chat is like a toilet where people just sit and yell at each other instead of flushing.

My cousin said, 'You're the worst person ever!' and then left.

Some guy called me a 'dumb chump' for no reason.

A girl just spammed 'LOL' for 20 minutes straight.

3

E-Chat is where I became a moderator and now I think I'm god because I can kick people out and no one can stop me.

I kicked a guy for saying I was 'a sad loser who needs a life.'

I got a message saying, 'You're the best mod ever!' and I believed it.

I kicked someone for being 'too annoying, like a mosquito on a hot summer day.'

4

E-Chat is a big group of people who just talk and sometimes they're not total dummies.

I joined because I was bored and it was free.

I met my best friend there and now we're besties forever.

My mom said, 'Why are you talking to 150,000 people?' and I said, 'Because I'm cool.'

5

E-Chat is when two guys with the same name mess with each other and it's the worst.

'Hey, I'm also Dan!' 'No, I'm the real Dan!'

They kept fighting over who was the 'real' Dan for two hours.

They started a war just because of a name.

6

E-Chat is just Lynn and no one else matters.

Lynn said, 'I'm the only one who counts here.'

No one talks because Lynn is too busy being important.

When Lynn isn't there, the chat is dead.