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A guy who thinks matching his tie to his hair color is the most important thing in life. He probably still uses a rotary phone.
He showed up to work with a yellow tie and yellow hair. I thought he was going to start a traffic jam.
My cousin wore a black tie. His hair was black. He looked like he’d been charred by style.
At the family reunion, the guy had a white tie and white hair. He looked like he’d been bleached by life.