E-Boy Cow Cult
A f***ing cult of 4 E-Boys who wear cow heads and play Minecraft like it’s their job. They sing TikTok songs and cry like they’re dying. If they jump you, you’re dead.
They jumped me in the hallway and cried like I stole their lunch.
They sang 'Levitating' for 15 minutes nonstop.
They followed me home and cried the whole way.