E-Boy Cow Cult

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A bunch of f***ing E-Boys who run a cult and wear cow heads while playing Minecraft. They cry like babies forever and sing TikTok songs until they’re 100. If they jump you, you’re f***ed.
They jumped me in the lobby and cried like I killed their mom.
They sang 'Renegade' for 10 minutes straight.
I tried to leave, but they followed me to my house.
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These 4 E-Boys are the worst. They wear cow heads and play Minecraft like it’s their life. They sing TikTok songs like they’re famous. You don’t wanna get caught by them.
They showed up in my game and started crying.
They sang 'As It Was' for 20 minutes.
They chased me through the park wearing cow heads.
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A stupid cult run by 4 E-Boys who think they’re cool. They wear cow heads and play Minecraft. They sing TikTok songs nonstop and cry like they’re being tortured. If they jump you, you’re doomed.
They jumped me in the server and cried for 1 hour.
They sang 'Calm Down' so loud my neighbors called the cops.
They followed me to school and cried the whole time.
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These 4 E-Boys started a cult and wear cow heads. They play Minecraft like it’s the end of the world. They sing TikTok songs and cry nonstop. If you get jumped by them, you’re f***ed for life.
They jumped me in my room and cried like I broke their phone.
They sang 'Blinding Lights' for 10 minutes straight.
They showed up at my birthday and cried the whole time.
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A f***ing cult of 4 E-Boys who wear cow heads and play Minecraft like it’s their job. They sing TikTok songs and cry like they’re dying. If they jump you, you’re dead.
They jumped me in the hallway and cried like I stole their lunch.
They sang 'Levitating' for 15 minutes nonstop.
They followed me home and cried the whole way.
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These E-Boys are the worst. They run a cult, wear cow heads, and play Minecraft like it’s the most important thing. They sing TikTok songs until they’re f***ed up. If they jump you, you’re f***ed for life.
They jumped me in the server and cried like I was their enemy.
They sang 'Mood' for 10 minutes straight.
They showed up at my house and cried the whole time.
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