E-Bridge - A man who thinks his tie and hair should match, like they’re

A man who thinks his tie and hair should match, like they’re in a love triangle. He probably still wears socks with sandals.

He showed up to the bar with a purple tie and purple hair. I asked if he was a fruit loop.

My neighbor wore a pink tie. His hair was pink. He looked like he’d been dipped in candy.

At the party, the guy had a blue tie and blue hair. He looked like he’d been painted by a toddler.