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Daddy Petsch
A daddy petsch is a man who thinks he’s the top dog, but he’s just a guy who talks too much and has no idea what he’s doing.
My dad is a daddy petsch. He says he’s the king of the house, but he can’t even fix a leak.
My neighbor is a daddy petsch. He thinks he’s the toughest, but he ran when the dog barked.
My brother is a daddy petsch. He said he’d beat me up, but he tripped over his own feet.
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Daddy Petsch
A daddy petsch is a man who believes he’s the most important person in the world, but he’s just a guy who gets scared easy and talks like he’s tough.
My uncle is a daddy petsch. He says he’s the toughest, but he screamed when the vacuum turned on.
My friend is a daddy petsch. He said he’d fight me, but he ran when I showed up.
My dad is a daddy petsch. He thinks he’s the best, but he still can’t beat me at video games.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Peterson
A guy who acts like a tough boss in bed and loves to give his partner the business with a paddle or a belt. It's so extreme, it might get him locked up for being a total ass.
'I didn't spank you for fun, I spanked you for being late to our date.'
'He spanked me so hard, I got a new tattoo from the pain.'
'Daddy Peterson is not a man, he's a punishment.'
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Daddy Peterson
A man who takes being in charge way too seriously and uses a paddle like it's a weapon. He might end up in jail if he doesn't stop being such a cruel lover.
'He spanked me until I cried, and then he called me a baby.'
'Daddy Peterson doesn't love me, he just loves making me suffer.'
'I got spanked so much, I learned to count in pain.'
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Daddy Pete
The only man Trump and Brian ever respected. He'll ask you your name and some random fact about you. If you have a gecko, green hair, clean hands, or no birds, he'll call you something weird.
Daddy Pete: 'What's your name and what's your favorite animal?' Me: 'Kevin. I like dogs.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the dog person.'
Daddy Pete: 'What's your name and do you have green hair?' Me: 'No.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the no-green-hair person.'
Daddy Pete: 'Name and number of birds you own?' Me: 'I have two.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the bird person.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Pete
The only man Trump and Brian ever respected. He'll ask you your name and a random thing about you. What he calls you depends on if you have a gecko, green hair, clean hands, or no birds.
Daddy Pete: 'Name and do you have a gecko?' Me: 'Yes.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the gecko guy.'
Daddy Pete: 'Name and do you have clean hands?' Me: 'No.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the dirty-handed person.'
Daddy Pete: 'Name and do you have green hair?' Me: 'Yes.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the green-haired man.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Pete
The most caring man Trump and Brian ever respected. He'll ask you your name and some weird question. What he calls you depends on if you have a gecko, green hair, clean hands, or no birds.
Daddy Pete: 'Name and do you have green hair?' Me: 'No.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the no-green-hair person.'
Daddy Pete: 'Name and do you have a gecko?' Me: 'Yes.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the gecko guy.'
Daddy Pete: 'Name and do you have clean hands?' Me: 'Yes.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the clean-handed person.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Pepper
The ugly gray fuzz that grows down there when an old man gets wise and kids get jealous because he’s still getting it.
My uncle’s got more gray hair down there than a sidewalk in winter.
She said he looked like a raccoon with a mustache.
He’s got more hair down there than my dog has on his head.
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Daddy Pepper
A man in his 40s who looks like he just got out of prison but got a coupon for free beard dye.
He’s got a beard that looks like a raccoon’s tail.
He’s got more salt and pepper than a pizza place.
He’s the guy who still looks good even when he’s eating a burger at 3 a. m.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Pepper
An old man who takes advantage of young ladies by giving them candy and a ride in exchange for a little extra action.
He gave her a lift to the shops and got a little extra.
He took her to the store and came back with a coupon for more.
He gave her a pack of smokes and asked for a favor.
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Daddy Pepper
A dad who loses his mind in public and makes his kids look like they’re being tortured.
He yelled at the kid in the school hallway like he was a criminal.
He screamed at the kid in the grocery store like he was a kid in a horror movie.
He made the whole family look like they were being punished by a teacher.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Penguin
A guy who shoves his junk in a girl's mouth like he's trying to hatch a baby egg, and then he gets called a 'Daddy Penguin' like he's some kind of royalty from Norwich, England.
My boss did this in the break room and called me his chick.
At the bar, he did it to three girls at once.
My cousin tried to do it to his girlfriend and got kicked out of the house.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Penguin
When a guy squats on a girl's face and jams his junk in her mouth like he's trying to keep a baby egg warm, and then he thinks he's some kind of penguin king.
He did it to my sister and she still hates him.
He tried it on my mom and got a slap.
He did it to his girlfriend and she said he was a 'disgrace to penguins'.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Penguin
A man who takes a girl's face and uses it like a mouth to keep his baby egg warm, and then people call him a 'Daddy Penguin' like he's some kind of legend from Norwich.
He did it to my friend and she threw up.
He did it on a date and got rejected.
He did it in a restaurant and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Pants
The king of all ass-kickers. The person who makes you wish you had a time machine so you could hide from them.
My mom said, 'You just wait till your dad gets home!' and I ran to the garage.
At school, the principal said, 'You just wait till your dad gets home!' and I cried.
My brother said, 'You just wait till your dad gets home!' and I got a detention.
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Daddy Pants
Pants so loose they look like they were made for a ghost with a bad attitude.
My pants looked like they belonged to a grandma who had a second life as a zombie.
My pants were so saggy, they could have been used as a net to catch fish.
My pants were so loose, I could have worn them as a hat and still looked cool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Pants
A love that’s like a one-way street. You’re the one doing all the driving, and the other person is just walking in the middle of the road.
I tried to ask her out, and she said, 'I like you, but I’m not going to put in the work.'
He was always the one texting me first, and I just sat there like a potato.
I had a crush on him for a year, and he didn’t even know my name.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Owen
He’s the kind of hot that makes your brain shut down and your pants feel like they’re on fire.
Daddy Owen walked in, and I immediately forgot my name and my life goals.
I saw him in the grocery store, and I dropped my snacks and my dignity.
He texted me, and I responded with 'Hello' and a crying face.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Owen
He’s so good looking, it’s like he’s cheating on the whole world.
He smiled at me, and I forgot how to breathe.
I got distracted by him during math class and failed the test.
He passed me in the hallway, and I texted my best friend 'I died'.
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Daddy Owen
He’s the kind of sexy that makes your heart do backflips and your brain yell at you to stop being stupid.
He winked at me, and I tripped over my own feet.
I saw him in the cafeteria, and I forgot my lunch and my self-respect.
He sent me a message, and I replied with 'Who are you?' and a heart emoji.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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