Daddy Pete
The only man Trump and Brian ever respected. He'll ask you your name and a random thing about you. What he calls you depends on if you have a gecko, green hair, clean hands, or no birds.
Daddy Pete: 'Name and do you have a gecko?' Me: 'Yes.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the gecko guy.'
Daddy Pete: 'Name and do you have clean hands?' Me: 'No.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the dirty-handed person.'
Daddy Pete: 'Name and do you have green hair?' Me: 'Yes.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the green-haired man.'