Daddy Pete

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The only man Trump and Brian ever respected. He'll ask you your name and some random fact about you. If you have a gecko, green hair, clean hands, or no birds, he'll call you something weird.

Daddy Pete: 'What's your name and what's your favorite animal?' Me: 'Kevin. I like dogs.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the dog person.'

Daddy Pete: 'What's your name and do you have green hair?' Me: 'No.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the no-green-hair person.'

Daddy Pete: 'Name and number of birds you own?' Me: 'I have two.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the bird person.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The only man Trump and Brian ever respected. He'll ask you your name and a random thing about you. What he calls you depends on if you have a gecko, green hair, clean hands, or no birds.

Daddy Pete: 'Name and do you have a gecko?' Me: 'Yes.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the gecko guy.'

Daddy Pete: 'Name and do you have clean hands?' Me: 'No.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the dirty-handed person.'

Daddy Pete: 'Name and do you have green hair?' Me: 'Yes.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the green-haired man.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The most caring man Trump and Brian ever respected. He'll ask you your name and some weird question. What he calls you depends on if you have a gecko, green hair, clean hands, or no birds.

Daddy Pete: 'Name and do you have green hair?' Me: 'No.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the no-green-hair person.'

Daddy Pete: 'Name and do you have a gecko?' Me: 'Yes.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the gecko guy.'

Daddy Pete: 'Name and do you have clean hands?' Me: 'Yes.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the clean-handed person.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago