Daddy Pete
The only man Trump and Brian ever respected. He'll ask you your name and some random fact about you. If you have a gecko, green hair, clean hands, or no birds, he'll call you something weird.
Daddy Pete: 'What's your name and what's your favorite animal?' Me: 'Kevin. I like dogs.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the dog person.'
Daddy Pete: 'What's your name and do you have green hair?' Me: 'No.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the no-green-hair person.'
Daddy Pete: 'Name and number of birds you own?' Me: 'I have two.' Him: 'Okay, Kevin the bird person.'