Daddy Penguin

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A guy who shoves his junk in a girl's mouth like he's trying to hatch a baby egg, and then he gets called a 'Daddy Penguin' like he's some kind of royalty from Norwich, England.
My boss did this in the break room and called me his chick.
At the bar, he did it to three girls at once.
My cousin tried to do it to his girlfriend and got kicked out of the house.
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When a guy squats on a girl's face and jams his junk in her mouth like he's trying to keep a baby egg warm, and then he thinks he's some kind of penguin king.
He did it to my sister and she still hates him.
He tried it on my mom and got a slap.
He did it to his girlfriend and she said he was a 'disgrace to penguins'.
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A man who takes a girl's face and uses it like a mouth to keep his baby egg warm, and then people call him a 'Daddy Penguin' like he's some kind of legend from Norwich.
He did it to my friend and she threw up.
He did it on a date and got rejected.
He did it in a restaurant and got kicked out.
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