Daddy Petsch
A daddy petsch is a man who thinks he’s the top dog, but he’s just a guy who talks too much and has no idea what he’s doing.
My dad is a daddy petsch. He says he’s the king of the house, but he can’t even fix a leak.
My neighbor is a daddy petsch. He thinks he’s the toughest, but he ran when the dog barked.
My brother is a daddy petsch. He said he’d beat me up, but he tripped over his own feet.