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Daddytrapper
A girl who fakes a pregnancy just to keep her boyfriend from running off and leaving her hanging like a cheap suit
I’m gonna fake a pregnancy so he can’t leave me. I’m gonna trap him like a rat in a cage.
He said he’d leave if I didn’t get pregnant. So I did. He’s stuck now.
I’m gonna trap him with a fake baby. He’ll never know the difference.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddytrapper
A woman who uses a fake baby to make her man stay with her and never let him go
I’m gonna trap him with a baby. He’ll never leave me again.
He thought I was real pregnant. I was just holding a baby doll.
I got him to stay with me by pretending I was going to have a kid.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddytrapper
A girl who lies about getting pregnant just to keep her boyfriend from walking out and never looking back
He said he’d leave me if I didn’t get pregnant. So I faked it. He’s stuck.
I told him I was pregnant. He’s still here. I win.
I used a baby dummy to trap him. He thought I was real.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddytastic
So good it makes your brain explode. Like when your dad is giving you snacks and also giving you a hard time, and you just feel like you’re going to die from happiness and stress.
My dad gave me pizza and yelled at me for failing math. That was daddytastic.
He said I was a disgrace but bought me a new video game. Daddytastic.
He told me I was a mess but let me watch TV. Daddytastic.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddytastic
When your dad is being a total jerk but you love him anyway. It’s like he’s throwing you out of the house but also giving you extra allowance.
He kicked me out but gave me $20. That was daddytastic.
He said I was a failure but let me stay up past my bedtime. Daddytastic.
He yelled at me but brought me ice cream. Daddytastic.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddytastic
When you’re so turned on by your dad that you can’t think straight. It’s like he’s the best teacher ever but also the strictest.
He gave me a pop quiz and I got an A. Daddytastic.
He told me I was the worst but I still wanted to hug him. Daddytastic.
He laughed at my bad joke and still gave me dessert. Daddytastic.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddytastic
When your dad is so cool that he turns you into a blubbering mess. Like he’s giving you a high-five but also giving you a detention.
He high-fived me but gave me a detention. Daddytastic.
He said I was a disappointment but let me play video games. Daddytastic.
He laughed at my terrible drawing but gave me a sticker. Daddytastic.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddytastic
When your dad is so good that you feel like you’re going to cry from joy. It’s like he’s giving you a gold star but also making you do push-ups.
He gave me a gold star but made me do 20 push-ups. Daddytastic.
He said I was a legend but also called me a loser. Daddytastic.
He gave me extra candy but made me clean my room. Daddytastic.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddytastic
When your dad is so awesome that you just want to scream. It’s like he’s giving you a million dollars but also making you do chores.
He gave me a million dollars but made me mop the floor. Daddytastic.
He said I was amazing but also called me a disaster. Daddytastic.
He gave me extra pizza but made me do homework. Daddytastic.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddyswing
when you mess around with a cat like it's your new favorite toy and you might even go all the way if you feel like it
I was just petting my cat and then I realized I was doing daddyswing
My cat looked at me like I was the dumbest human ever and I still tried to daddyswing
I tried to daddyswing my cat and now I have a hairball problem
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddyswing
touching a cat in a way that feels like a secret love affair but it might get serious
My cat sat on my lap and I knew it was daddyswing time
I tried to daddyswing my cat and it just stared at me like I was a failure
I did daddyswing with my cat and now I'm a cat person for life
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddyswing
when you get a little frisky with your cat and you might even go all out if you're feeling lucky
I was watching TV and my cat jumped on my lap and we did daddyswing
I tried to daddyswing my cat and it ran away like I was the worst human ever
I did daddyswing with my cat and now it follows me everywhere
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddyswing
when you flirt with your cat like it's the only person who understands you and you might even go full on with it
I was eating my cereal and my cat looked at me like it was doing daddyswing
I tried to daddyswing my cat and it just blinked at me
I did daddyswing with my cat and now it's my best friend
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddyswing
when you get a little wild with your cat and you might even end up going all the way if you're not careful
I was cleaning my room and my cat jumped on me and we did daddyswing
I tried to daddyswing my cat and it just rolled over and ignored me
I did daddyswing with my cat and now it's my favorite thing ever
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddyswing
when you get all lovey-dovey with your cat and you might even go full on if you're feeling it
I was watching a movie and my cat curled up next to me and we did daddyswing
I tried to daddyswing my cat and it just looked at me like I was crazy
I did daddyswing with my cat and now it's my main squeeze
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddysteak
A meaty old man who’s got the body of a teen but the face of a man who’s had too much whiskey and bad decisions
Bro, that guy at the gym is a Daddysteak. He flexed and I almost cried.
My uncle is a Daddysteak. He still tries to hit on my mom.
That man at the bar is a Daddysteak. He said he was my dad’s best friend. He wasn’t.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddysteak
A man who’s old enough to know better but still looks like he could beat you up and still take you out for ice cream
My teacher is a Daddysteak. He told me he used to be a bouncer.
That guy at the restaurant is a Daddysteak. He winked at me and I almost spilled my soda.
My dad’s friend is a Daddysteak. He still tries to flirt with my mom.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddysteak
A man who looks like he could be your dad’s best friend but still got the body of a guy who works out every day
That man at the mall is a Daddysteak. He looked at me like he wanted to eat me.
My neighbor is a Daddysteak. He still tries to flirt with my mom.
That guy at the park is a Daddysteak. He told me he used to be a wrestler.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddyspoon
A spoon your teacher may tell you to whack out and use to beat eggs into a bloody mess.
My teacher said, 'You’re gonna use that daddyspoon to whip eggs until they look like your math test.'
I got told to whack out the daddyspoon and use it to beat eggs like a madman.
The daddyspoon was my punishment for talking too much during lunch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddyspoon
That spoon your teacher makes you pull out of your butt to mix up eggs like it’s a crime.
The daddyspoon was pulled out of my butt like I was a prisoner.
My teacher said, 'You’re gonna mix eggs with that daddyspoon or I’ll mix your face with a mop.'
They made me use the daddyspoon to whip eggs because I said 'butt' in class.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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