Daddyspoon - That spoon your teacher makes you pull out of your butt to m

That spoon your teacher makes you pull out of your butt to mix up eggs like it’s a crime.

The daddyspoon was pulled out of my butt like I was a prisoner.

My teacher said, 'You’re gonna mix eggs with that daddyspoon or I’ll mix your face with a mop.'

They made me use the daddyspoon to whip eggs because I said 'butt' in class.