Daddytastic

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So good it makes your brain explode. Like when your dad is giving you snacks and also giving you a hard time, and you just feel like you’re going to die from happiness and stress.
My dad gave me pizza and yelled at me for failing math. That was daddytastic.
He said I was a disgrace but bought me a new video game. Daddytastic.
He told me I was a mess but let me watch TV. Daddytastic.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your dad is being a total jerk but you love him anyway. It’s like he’s throwing you out of the house but also giving you extra allowance.
He kicked me out but gave me $20. That was daddytastic.
He said I was a failure but let me stay up past my bedtime. Daddytastic.
He yelled at me but brought me ice cream. Daddytastic.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you’re so turned on by your dad that you can’t think straight. It’s like he’s the best teacher ever but also the strictest.
He gave me a pop quiz and I got an A. Daddytastic.
He told me I was the worst but I still wanted to hug him. Daddytastic.
He laughed at my bad joke and still gave me dessert. Daddytastic.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your dad is so cool that he turns you into a blubbering mess. Like he’s giving you a high-five but also giving you a detention.
He high-fived me but gave me a detention. Daddytastic.
He said I was a disappointment but let me play video games. Daddytastic.
He laughed at my terrible drawing but gave me a sticker. Daddytastic.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your dad is so good that you feel like you’re going to cry from joy. It’s like he’s giving you a gold star but also making you do push-ups.
He gave me a gold star but made me do 20 push-ups. Daddytastic.
He said I was a legend but also called me a loser. Daddytastic.
He gave me extra candy but made me clean my room. Daddytastic.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your dad is so awesome that you just want to scream. It’s like he’s giving you a million dollars but also making you do chores.
He gave me a million dollars but made me mop the floor. Daddytastic.
He said I was amazing but also called me a disaster. Daddytastic.
He gave me extra pizza but made me do homework. Daddytastic.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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