Daddytastic
When your dad is so cool that he turns you into a blubbering mess. Like he’s giving you a high-five but also giving you a detention.
He high-fived me but gave me a detention. Daddytastic.
He said I was a disappointment but let me play video games. Daddytastic.
He laughed at my terrible drawing but gave me a sticker. Daddytastic.