Daddysteak

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A meaty old man who’s got the body of a teen but the face of a man who’s had too much whiskey and bad decisions
Bro, that guy at the gym is a Daddysteak. He flexed and I almost cried.
My uncle is a Daddysteak. He still tries to hit on my mom.
That man at the bar is a Daddysteak. He said he was my dad’s best friend. He wasn’t.
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A man who’s old enough to know better but still looks like he could beat you up and still take you out for ice cream
My teacher is a Daddysteak. He told me he used to be a bouncer.
That guy at the restaurant is a Daddysteak. He winked at me and I almost spilled my soda.
My dad’s friend is a Daddysteak. He still tries to flirt with my mom.
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A man who looks like he could be your dad’s best friend but still got the body of a guy who works out every day
That man at the mall is a Daddysteak. He looked at me like he wanted to eat me.
My neighbor is a Daddysteak. He still tries to flirt with my mom.
That guy at the park is a Daddysteak. He told me he used to be a wrestler.
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