Daddy Pepper

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The ugly gray fuzz that grows down there when an old man gets wise and kids get jealous because he’s still getting it.
My uncle’s got more gray hair down there than a sidewalk in winter.
She said he looked like a raccoon with a mustache.
He’s got more hair down there than my dog has on his head.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man in his 40s who looks like he just got out of prison but got a coupon for free beard dye.
He’s got a beard that looks like a raccoon’s tail.
He’s got more salt and pepper than a pizza place.
He’s the guy who still looks good even when he’s eating a burger at 3 a. m.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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An old man who takes advantage of young ladies by giving them candy and a ride in exchange for a little extra action.
He gave her a lift to the shops and got a little extra.
He took her to the store and came back with a coupon for more.
He gave her a pack of smokes and asked for a favor.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dad who loses his mind in public and makes his kids look like they’re being tortured.
He yelled at the kid in the school hallway like he was a criminal.
He screamed at the kid in the grocery store like he was a kid in a horror movie.
He made the whole family look like they were being punished by a teacher.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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