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This illness is caused by things like not doing squats, not exercising, and thinking Jesus was white. To cure it, you need Hennessy, Atlanta, and you swap paprika for Lawrys. You take vitamin D in every way possible, by mouth, up the butt, or through your vagina. You can even use it as a face mask, but only if you’re rich enough to care about your skin.

This disease is so bad that even people who don’t have it suffer from it the most. Doctors don’t help because they suddenly don’t care about your well-being. If you go to the doctor, it will make your Early Onset Caucasia even worse. You don’t need medicine, you need Hennessy and a trip to Atlanta.

A fake time you use when the sun is still trying to wake up and your brain is still in bed.

The time you say it is when it's so early you're still confused about why you're awake.

A made-up time you use to say you’re up when you’re really just mad at the alarm clock.

When you're having sex and the guy pees on you before the fun starts

When the guy goes from 'I'm gonna last forever' to 'I'm dead' in 3 seconds

When the guy cummed so fast he forgot to take off his pants

A crummy present you get from a friend in early November because they forgot about you and felt guilty.

A slap in the face from your friend in early November, wrapped in paper and tied with hope.

A present that makes you wonder why your friend still talks to you in early November.

A movie that comes out at the crack of midnight on the day it’s released just so nerds can watch it before anyone else and brag about it like they’re royalty.

A movie that’s so good, it’s worth staying up all night to see it. Even if you have to fight a group of people for the last seat.

A movie that comes out on the day it’s released, but only if you’re willing to be up at midnight and act like it’s the most important thing in the world.

A movie that’s so good, you’d do anything to see it first. Even if that means being the last person to leave the theater.

A movie that comes out on the day it’s released, and if you miss it, you’re doomed to a life of mediocrity.

A movie that makes you forget about sleep, food, and your mom’s nagging.

The worst kind of guest who shows up before the party even starts, just so they can brag about how early they are and how much they hate everyone else.

A movie so bad it's good, but only if you're watching it at 12:01 a. m. on the day it comes out, like you're trying to prove you're cool.

the messy aftermath of a wild night when you wake up with a pounding head and a bunch of friends, some half-naked, in random beds and couches. Then you all go eat greasy food, watch dumb movies, and argue about who took the last bite of pizza.