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When you're having sex and the guy pees on you before the fun starts
He cummed so fast I thought he was doing a bathroom break.
He finished before I even got comfortable.
He shot the load before I could say 'hello.'
Early Nut
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When the guy goes from 'I'm gonna last forever' to 'I'm dead' in 3 seconds
He said he was gonna last 10 minutes. He lasted 3 seconds.
He went from confident to crying in 2 seconds.
He said 'I'm a legend' and then passed out.
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When the guy cummed so fast he forgot to take off his pants
He cummed so fast he forgot to take off his pants.
He cummed before I even got his pants off.
He cummed while still wearing his clothes.