Early Morning-ing

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the messy aftermath of a wild night when you wake up with a pounding head and a bunch of friends, some half-naked, in random beds and couches. Then you all go eat greasy food, watch dumb movies, and argue about who took the last bite of pizza.
Woke up with a hangover, a girl on my chest, and my best friend snoring on the floor. Early morning-ing is real.
I’m not a morning person. I’m a hangover person. And I’m currently arguing about who spilled coffee on my shirt.
Early morning-ing is when you eat a whole pizza, watch a horror movie, and then realize you forgot to take pictures of the night before.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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when you wake up with a headache, a bunch of friends, and no idea how you got there. You all go eat, laugh, and remember the night before, but only because someone took a picture of you wearing a sock on your head.
Woke up with a sock on my head, a girl on my lap, and my friend eating a muffin like it’s a war crime.
Early morning-ing is when you eat so much breakfast, you forget you were drunk last night.
Woke up with a hangover, a group of friends, and a camera pointing at me like I’m famous.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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the morning after a crazy night, you’re all hungover, half-dressed, and stuck in a pile of beds and couches. You eat junk food, watch terrible movies, and argue over who took the last shot of whiskey.
Woke up with a hangover, a girl on my chest, and my friend eating cereal like it’s a competition.
Early morning-ing is when you’re too hungover to care about the mess, but you still argue about who spilled the coffee.
Woke up with a headache, a group of friends, and a camera taking pictures of my face like I’m in a commercial.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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