Early Morning-ing
when you wake up with a headache, a bunch of friends, and no idea how you got there. You all go eat, laugh, and remember the night before, but only because someone took a picture of you wearing a sock on your head.
Woke up with a sock on my head, a girl on my lap, and my friend eating a muffin like it’s a war crime.
Early morning-ing is when you eat so much breakfast, you forget you were drunk last night.
Woke up with a hangover, a group of friends, and a camera pointing at me like I’m famous.