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A movie that comes out at the crack of midnight on the day it’s released just so nerds can watch it before anyone else and brag about it like they’re royalty.

I showed up at the theater at 12:01 AM and got the last seat. My friends were jealous. I didn’t care. I was a god.

The movie was out today and I watched it before my mom even woke up. She said I was a monster. I said she was a failure.

I skipped breakfast to watch this movie. My stomach was empty. My brain was full.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A movie that’s so good, it’s worth staying up all night to see it. Even if you have to fight a group of people for the last seat.

I had to elbow my way through a crowd of people just to get a seat. I was worth it.

I stayed up until 2 AM to watch this movie. I didn’t care if I looked like a zombie the next day.

I skipped my homework to watch this movie. My teacher said I was a disgrace. I said she was a disgrace too.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A movie that comes out on the day it’s released, but only if you’re willing to be up at midnight and act like it’s the most important thing in the world.

I was up at midnight watching this movie. My parents thought I was a lunatic. I thought they were just jealous.

I watched this movie before my dog went to bed. He looked at me like I was crazy.

I stayed up until 1 AM watching this movie. My eyes were closed. My brain was open.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A movie that’s so good, you’d do anything to see it first. Even if that means being the last person to leave the theater.

I watched this movie until the last person left the theater. I was a hero. The others were failures.

I stayed until the credits rolled. I didn’t care if I was the only one left.

I was the last person in the theater. I was the best person in the theater.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A movie that comes out on the day it’s released, and if you miss it, you’re doomed to a life of mediocrity.

I watched this movie and my life changed forever. My friends still live in mediocrity.

I watched this movie and now I’m the best. My brother is still a failure.

I watched this movie and now I’m rich. My parents are still poor.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A movie that makes you forget about sleep, food, and your mom’s nagging.

I watched this movie and forgot about my mom’s nagging. She said I was a monster.

I watched this movie and didn’t eat breakfast. My stomach was empty. My brain was full.

I watched this movie and my mom said I was a disgrace. I said she was a disgrace too.

by Slangipedia 14d ago