Early O'Clock - The time you say it is when it's so early you're still confu

The time you say it is when it's so early you're still confused about why you're awake.

'I left my house at 5:00!' 'That's 5:00 Early O'Clock, you just woke up.'

'I was ready by 6:30!' 'You're still in your socks, it's 6:30 Early O'Clock.'

'I got out of bed at 6:00!' 'You're still in bed, it's 6:00 Early O'Clock.'