Early Onset Caucasia
This illness is caused by things like not doing squats, not exercising, and thinking Jesus was white. To cure it, you need Hennessy, Atlanta, and you swap paprika for Lawrys. You take vitamin D in every way possible, by mouth, up the butt, or through your vagina. You can even use it as a face mask, but only if you’re rich enough to care about your skin.
She took vitamin D up the butt and still called me a thief.
She used vitamin D as a face mask and called me a mess.
She took vitamin D orally and still yelled at me.