Early Nerd
The worst kind of guest who shows up before the party even starts, just so they can brag about how early they are and how much they hate everyone else.
I showed up 30 minutes early and the host wasn't even there yet. I'm like, 'I'm here for the party, not your face.'
He arrived before the pizza was even out of the oven. I'm telling you, he was there for the event and the cheese.
I got there first and the guy was already there. I'm like, 'You're not even invited yet and you're here?'