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Earwick
Earwicks are like little monsters that take over your brain and won't stop singing!
This earwick is like a monster in my brain singing nonstop.
I have a monster in my head singing this song over and over.
This earwick is the worst monster ever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earwick
Earwicks are brain bugs that make your head sound like a garbage can full of loud noises!
My head is like a garbage can full of loud noises because of this earwick.
This earwick is making my brain scream.
I can't shut this earwick up, it's like a loud garbage can.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earwax Surgeon
A fake doctor who yanks ears off of giant globs of stinky wax. They use stupid stuff like bobby pins and pencil sharpeners to dig out your ears like they're treasure maps.
My ear looked like a grilled cheese sandwich after the Earwax Surgeon got done with it.
He used a pencil to poke my ear until it bled. I still don’t know why.
She removed my ear like it was a piece of gum stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earwax Surgeon
A guy who thinks your ear is a crime scene and the wax is the evidence. He uses weird tools and yells at your ear like it owes him money.
He yelled at my ear so loud, my mom came in to see what was wrong.
He used a pipe cleaner and called it a 'professional move.' It was not professional.
He took my ear out and said it was 'a work of art.' It was a mess.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earwax Surgeon
A doctor who thinks your ear is a prison and the wax is the jailer. He uses whatever he can find to free your ear from its sticky jail.
He used a scoop and said it was 'the key to freedom.' It was just a scoop.
He took my ear out like it was a prisoner on a break.
He used a lead pencil and said it was 'for the best.' It was for the worst.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earwax Consumer
A stinkin’ piece of trash who shovels earwax into their mouth like it’s gourmet food and they’re the chef
My cousin eats earwax for breakfast. I don’t even know what’s wrong with him.
He tried to convince me to try it. I told him to go eat his own earwax.
At the bus stop, I saw him eating earwax like it was the best thing ever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earwax Consumer
A total piece of garbage who thinks earwax is the most delicious snack ever made
My neighbor’s dog eats earwax. He’s not the only one.
He eats earwax in public. I’m embarrassed for him.
He told me I’d be rich if I sold earwax. I told him to eat it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earwax Consumer
A cocky, loudmouth, earwax-eating freak who thinks he’s the king of the world
He eats earwax and yells at me. I think he’s mad at me.
He told me he was the king of the world. I told him to go eat more earwax.
He eats earwax in the middle of a video game. I don’t know what’s worse.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earwad
The perfect spot to hide from life and let your brain go soft like melted cheese.
I found my earwad and forgot my ex exists.
My dog found my earwad and now he’s king of the park.
I told my mom I was going to my earwad, she said I was being a baby.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earwad
A place where you can be lazy and let everything else die a slow death.
My earwad is my backyard, and I don’t move from there.
I texted my friend, 'I’m at my earwad, and my life is over.'
I told my boss I was at my earwad, and he believed me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earwad
The only place where your brain doesn’t scream at you and your feet don’t complain.
I took a nap at my earwad and forgot about my math test.
My earwad is my couch, and I live there now.
I told my dad I was going to my earwad, and he said I was being weird.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earwad
A secret location where your problems can’t find you and your happiness can live freely.
I told my friend my earwad was my mom’s house, and she laughed at me.
I went to my earwad and cried, and no one saw me.
I told my teacher I was at my earwad, and she said I was being dramatic.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earwad
A spot where your brain takes a break and your worries go to jail.
I went to my earwad and came back a new person.
I told my brother I was at my earwad, and he said I was being a snob.
I took my phone to my earwad, and I forgot about Instagram.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earwad
The only place where your life doesn’t matter, and your peace does.
I told my mom I was going to my earwad, and she said I was being lazy.
I went to my earwad and came back with a new attitude.
I told my crush I was at my earwad, and he said I was being weird.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earvie
Earvie is a lazy, self-centered snob who thinks they’re the main event. They’d rather talk about their hair than actually do anything.
'I’m not going to the party. My hair isn’t done yet.'
'You’re not my friend. You’re just my background chat.'
'I’m leaving. My nails are getting ruined.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earvie
Earvie is a human who only exists to gossip and post selfies. They think their face is the most important thing in the universe.
'I’m not coming to school. My face is too tired.'
'I took 50 selfies today. I’m famous.'
'You don’t matter. I’m getting 10 likes.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earvie
Earvie is a walking ego who thinks they’re better than everyone else. They only care about their own life and their friends.
'I’m not helping you. I’m too busy being perfect.'
'You’re not my friend. You’re just my backup chat.'
'I’m going to sleep. My life is more important.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earven
A man so good-looking he could make a statue blush and he's Black and doesn't stab you in the back. He's cool like a Sunday morning with no homework.
I saw him in the grocery store and I almost dropped my snacks.
He texted me and said 'I'm coming to your house in 5 minutes.' I had no idea what he meant.
He walked into the room and my ex turned into a ghost.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earven
A Black man who looks like he just came out of a magazine and won’t betray you for a free pizza.
He asked me to the prom and I said yes even though I hate dancing.
He told my mom I was 'a good kid' and she believed him.
He showed up at my job and my boss was like 'who is this?' and I said 'my future.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Earven
A Black guy so handsome he makes your ex look like a burnt toast and he won’t sell you out for a sandwich.
He asked me out and I said yes because he looked like he could beat up my ex.
He texted me during work and I almost got fired.
He walked into the bar and the bartender said 'we don't need no trouble.' He said 'I'm trouble.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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