Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The perfect spot to hide from life and let your brain go soft like melted cheese.

I found my earwad and forgot my ex exists.

My dog found my earwad and now he’s king of the park.

I told my mom I was going to my earwad, she said I was being a baby.

2

A place where you can be lazy and let everything else die a slow death.

My earwad is my backyard, and I don’t move from there.

I texted my friend, 'I’m at my earwad, and my life is over.'

I told my boss I was at my earwad, and he believed me.

3

The only place where your brain doesn’t scream at you and your feet don’t complain.

I took a nap at my earwad and forgot about my math test.

My earwad is my couch, and I live there now.

I told my dad I was going to my earwad, and he said I was being weird.

4

A secret location where your problems can’t find you and your happiness can live freely.

I told my friend my earwad was my mom’s house, and she laughed at me.

I went to my earwad and cried, and no one saw me.

I told my teacher I was at my earwad, and she said I was being dramatic.

5

A spot where your brain takes a break and your worries go to jail.

I went to my earwad and came back a new person.

I told my brother I was at my earwad, and he said I was being a snob.

I took my phone to my earwad, and I forgot about Instagram.

6

The only place where your life doesn’t matter, and your peace does.

I told my mom I was going to my earwad, and she said I was being lazy.

I went to my earwad and came back with a new attitude.

I told my crush I was at my earwad, and he said I was being weird.