Discover Slang

Earring
The things on your head that let you hear stuff. Some people can’t hear because they’re too busy being dumb.
My brother can’t hear because he’s too busy talking to himself.
She didn’t hear me because she was listening to her own thoughts.
He can’t hear because he’s too busy being an idiot.
Earring
The thing you use to figure out how dumb someone is. Some people are so dumb, they think their ears are smart.
He asked me a question and I realized his ears were smarter than him.
She tried to argue with her ears and they just rolled their eyes.
His ears heard the question, but his brain just said ‘meh’.
Earring
The thing you use to hear stuff. Some people can’t hear because they’re too busy talking nonsense.
He was talking nonsense and I couldn’t hear him because of it.
She was too loud and I couldn’t hear anything.
He talked so much, I lost my hearing for a week.
Earrie
A name you scream at someone when they're so annoying they make your brain explode
Earrie! You're like a broken radio on loop!
Why do you talk so much? Earrie!
Earrie, shut up before I throw you out the window.
Earrie
She's the most amazing, beautiful, super smart, kind, and helpful girl who tries way too hard to be perfect and it's kind of ridiculous
She helps me with my math and still cries about it.
She's like a superhero who also has anxiety.
She's perfect and also completely human.
Earrection
When your ears get so excited they turn pink and feel like they're about to pop from all the blood rushing in.
My ears went full lobster when I heard that surprise party.
She walked in and my ears went from normal to neon in 0.5 seconds.
I had earrection before I even saw the guy I like.
Earrection
When a dog looks like it just got told it's the dumbest dog ever and only one ear decides to stand up.
My dog's ear was up like it knew the answer to the question.
Only one ear stood up when the mailman came.
The dog looked confused and only one ear showed it.
Earrection
When Taylor Swift's cackle hits you like a truck and you can't help but feel a little hot and flirty.
I got turned on by Taylor's laugh during my lunch break.
Her cackle was like a love potion I couldn't resist.
I was eating a sandwich and suddenly I was feeling sexy because of Taylor.
Earreat
A loud, happy way to say you agree or are ready. It’s like saying 'all right' but with more energy and less patience for nonsense.
Earreat! I’m gonna beat you up again today. You know it.
Earreat! I just got a $20 bill from my mom. Let’s go eat tacos.
Earreat! I’m ready to fail this test, and I’m proud of myself.
Earreat
A shout of approval that’s basically a trash-talking cheer. It means you’re not just happy, you're flexing.
Earreat! I just ate three burgers. You’re gonna regret this.
Earreat! My dog just peed on your shoes. That’s a win.
Earreat! I’m gonna pass this class. You’re gonna fail.
Earreat
A loud, happy sound you make when you're about to do something stupid and you’re proud of it.
Earreat! I’m gonna fail this test. I’m proud of myself.
Earreat! I just texted my teacher that I’m not coming to class. I’m a legend.
Earreat! I just ate a whole pizza. I’m gonna die.
Earreat
A word you yell when you're excited and you don’t care if people think you’re crazy.
Earreat! I just got a 100 on my math test. You’re gonna cry.
Earreat! I just texted my mom that I’m gonna fail this class. I’m a legend.
Earreat! I just ate a whole cake. I’m gonna be sick.
Earreat
A happy, loud way of saying you're ready for whatever nonsense is coming your way.
Earreat! I’m gonna beat you up again. You know it.
Earreat! I just got a $20 bill from my mom. Let’s go eat pizza.
Earreat! I’m gonna pass this class. You’re gonna fail.
Earrap
Earrap is when your ears get torn out by loud music and crazy lyrics. It’s like your brain is getting stabbed by a microphone.
My cousin tried to listen to Earrap and now he thinks he’s on fire.
My mom’s Earrap playlist is louder than a jet engine.
I heard a guy scream Earrap so loud his dog ran away.
Earrap
Earrap is the sound of your ears melting off. It’s like your brain is being microwaved.
I turned up Earrap so loud my neighbor called the cops.
My little brother thinks Earrap is a new kind of torture.
I once listened to Earrap and my ears still haven’t come back.
Earrap
Earrap is when your ears are shattered by music so bad it feels like someone is screaming in your skull.
My friend’s Earrap playlist made his dog cry.
I had to run out of the room because of Earrap.
Earrap is the reason I can’t hear my own thoughts anymore.
Earrap
Earrap is when you listen to Justin Bieber and feel like your brain is on fire.
I tried to listen to Justin Bieber and my ears exploded.
My mom plays Justin Bieber so loud it’s like a war in my head.
Justin Bieber is the only thing that could make me cry in public.
Earrap
Earrap is when Hannah Montana’s True Friend plays so loud it’s like your brain is being hit with a hammer.
The school speakers blasted True Friend so loud I had to leave the building.
My ears are still ringing from Hannah Montana’s True Friend.
True Friend is so loud it could wake the dead.
Earrap
Earrap is when you get stuck with someone playing bad music and you can’t escape it. It’s like being tortured by a boy band.
My brother made me listen to boy bands for an hour and now I hate him.
I got stuck with country music and it felt like my brain was being grilled.
Opera is the worst. It’s like your brain is being tortured by a choir.
Earrap
Earrap is when someone joins a VC and starts screaming like they’re being murdered by a goat.
Dipn joined my VC and screamed so loud my dog ran away.
Dipn’s scream was louder than my mom’s yelling.
Dipn’s VC scream was so loud it broke my phone.
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