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Ear Bangs

When you go on a rant so long, you could’ve just said, 'I’m mad,' and saved everyone the trouble.

She ear banged me for an hour about how her cat was the best cat ever.

He ear banged me about his ex like I had a microphone.

My mom ear banged me about my grades until I wanted to scream.

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Ear Bangs

When someone is kissing your ear so hard, you feel like your ear is about to be used for something else.

He was kissing my ear so hard, I felt like my ear was going to be used as a sandwich.

She was ear banging me while I was getting it on, and I was like, 'Are you serious?'

He ear banged me so much, my ear felt like it had a second job.

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Ear Bangs

When a guy flips you on your side and decides to use your ear as a substitute for your vagina.

He flipped me on my side and stuck his penis in my ear like it was a personal invitation.

He turned me on my side and said, 'I’m going to use your ear for this.'

He ear banged me so hard, I felt like my ear was getting a promotion.

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Ear Bangs

When you hit someone so hard on the ear, it feels like their eardrum just got a beating.

He ear banged me so hard, my eardrum was crying.

She ear banged me so much, my ear was sore for a week.

He ear banged me until my ear looked like it had been in a fight.

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Ear Bangs

When you’re listening to someone’s private conversation like you’re a fly on the wall, but you’re not part of the group.

I was ear banging on my friend’s conversation like I was a spy.

I was eavesdropping on their conversation like I was a ghost.

I was listening to their secret conversation like I had a front-row seat.

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Ear Balling

Ear balling is when you guess how loud something is by just listening. It’s not usually gross, but if you try to stuff your nuts in someone’s ear, it might get messy.

'I ear balled that song and it was way louder than I thought.'

'He ear balled the party and got yelled at for being too loud.'

'She ear balled the noise from the next room and screamed at the dog.'

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Ear Balling

Ear balling is the inside of your ear. It’s like an eyeball but for sounds. It’s what lets you hear your mom yelling at you from the other side of the house.

'My ear balling is broken, so I can’t hear my teacher.'

'He has big ear balling and can hear the quietest whisper.'

'Her ear balling is full of wax and she can’t hear a thing.'

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Ear Balling

Ear balling is where the music and the party meet. It’s the place where you lose your mind and forget you have to go to school tomorrow.

'The ear balling at the concert was wild.'

'That DJ brought the ear balling to a whole new level.'

'The ear balling at the party was so good, I forgot my pants.'

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Ear Balling

Ear balling is when you use both your eyes and ears at the same time. Like when you watch a concert and listen to the music at the same time. It’s like being super focused and not being a total idiot.

'I used ear balling to know when the beat drop was coming.'

'She did ear balling and got the best seat in the house.'

'He used ear balling to cheat at the karaoke battle.'

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Ear Balling

Ear balling started with a weird kid who had balls growing out of his ears. Now it’s a word for someone who’s a total disaster and makes everyone else look good.

'He’s a total ear balling disaster.'

'She’s the worst ear balling ever.'

'That guy is an ear balling legend.'

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Ear Bag

A dirty version of the tea bag. The guy shoves his junk in the girl's ear like she's a trash can. The girl is usually on her knees or face-down. If she's got a strapon or a fake junk, she might flip the script and make him the bag.

My cousin did this to his girlfriend while she was eating cereal. She dropped her spoon.

He did the ear bag in the middle of the grocery store. The clerk gave him a warning.

She got mad and did the ear bag on him during his presentation at work.

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Ear Bag

When a guy sticks his junk in the girl's ear like it's a snack. The girl is usually on the floor or looking up. If she's got a strapon or fake junk, she might turn the tables and make him eat it.

He did the ear bag in front of his mom. She threw a dish at him.

She did the ear bag on him during a Zoom call. His coworkers laughed so hard they cried.

He did it in the church. The priest gave him a long talk about sin.

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Ear Bag

A guy sticks his junk in the girl's ear like it's a cup. The girl is usually down on the floor. If she's got a strapon or a fake junk, she might make him the bag and stick his face in her ear.

He did the ear bag during a car ride. The whole family heard it.

She did it on him during a yoga class. He fell over.

He did it in the middle of a pizza shop. The chef told him to leave.

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Ear Badgers

Furry little shits that crawl into your ears and clog them up like a toilet. They make everything sound like a bad nightmare and turn your brain into a confused mess.

I thought the teacher said 'do your homework' but it was actually 'eat my shorts' thanks to Ear Badgers.

My mom yelled at me for 10 minutes because Ear Badgers turned 'I love you' into 'you smell like feet'.

I walked into a wall because Ear Badgers made the voice of my friend sound like a goat with a sore throat.

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Ear Badgers

Tiny sons of bitches that live in your ears and mess with your brain. They make you think your friend just said 'I’m going to the mall' when they really said 'I’m going to kick your ass'.

My brother said 'I’ll be there in five minutes' and I thought he said 'I’ll be there in five seconds' because of Ear Badgers.

I tried to text my crush but Ear Badgers turned 'I like you' into 'you’re a weirdo' and now I’m stuck with the embarrassment of my life.

I answered the door wearing my pajamas because Ear Badgers told me it was my mom when it was actually my neighbor’s dog.

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Ear Badgers

Greasy little shits that live in your ears and turn normal conversations into a nightmare. They’re like the worst kind of translator and they’ll make your life a living hell.

I told my friend I was going to the movies and he thought I said 'I’m going to the gym' because of Ear Badgers.

My teacher asked me to read the question and I thought it was 'what is your favorite color' when it was actually 'what is the capital of France' because of Ear Badgers.

I texted my crush 'I miss you' and he replied with 'you’re a weirdo' because Ear Badgers were doing their worst.

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Ear Ass

An ear ass is a butt so weak it can’t even hold up a fish brain. It’s like a jelly donut with no jam.

My cousin’s ass is so weak, it can’t even hold up a donut.

That guy’s ear ass is so flabby, it looks like a melted candle.

I told my mom her ass is an ear ass, and she called me a donut head.

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Ear Ass

An ear ass is like a pancake that fell off a truck. It’s flat, droopy, and flaps like a tired old dog.

My grandma’s ass is an ear ass, and it flaps like a lazy dog.

That girl’s ass is so flat, it could be used as a stepping stone.

My brother’s ass is an ear ass, and it looks like it’s about to cry.

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Ear Ass

An ear ass is when your butt is so bad, it makes you want to scream and throw things. It’s the worst.

I saw my neighbor’s ass, and I wanted to throw my cereal at him.

My sister’s ass is so bad, it makes me want to cry.

My friend’s ass is an ear ass, and I screamed in the middle of math class.

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Ear Ass

An ear ass is when you get so mad at someone, you punch their ass so hard it rings in their ears.

I punched my brother’s ass so hard, it rang like a bell.

My mom punched my dad’s ass so hard, it sounded like a donkey’s laugh.

I gave my friend an ear up his ass, and he cried like a baby.

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