Ear Badgers
Greasy little shits that live in your ears and turn normal conversations into a nightmare. They’re like the worst kind of translator and they’ll make your life a living hell.
I told my friend I was going to the movies and he thought I said 'I’m going to the gym' because of Ear Badgers.
My teacher asked me to read the question and I thought it was 'what is your favorite color' when it was actually 'what is the capital of France' because of Ear Badgers.
I texted my crush 'I miss you' and he replied with 'you’re a weirdo' because Ear Badgers were doing their worst.