Ear Bag
When a guy sticks his junk in the girl's ear like it's a snack. The girl is usually on the floor or looking up. If she's got a strapon or fake junk, she might turn the tables and make him eat it.
He did the ear bag in front of his mom. She threw a dish at him.
She did the ear bag on him during a Zoom call. His coworkers laughed so hard they cried.
He did it in the church. The priest gave him a long talk about sin.