Discover Slang

A fancy way to say a dumb, flakey, hot guy with a bad haircut who always ends up with the girl who drives the pink Honda.

Hey Eade, you're still dating Sarah? I thought she broke up with you for liking TikTok more than her.

Eade is here again, and he brought his whole gym bag just to sit in the back.

Eade texted me: 'I’m gonna eat a taco and then go eat a dick.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A lazy way to tell someone to go eat a meat stick and then get eaten by a bear.

'You’re gonna eat a dick? No way, I’m eating a whole chicken and then a dick.'

My mom said, 'Go eat a dick, Eade, and bring me back a pizza.'

He just said, 'Eade, go eat a dick and don't come back until you're done.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Go chow down on a meat stick. It’s the worst thing ever, and you’re gonna wish you were dead.

'I'm gonna eat a dick and then text you a picture of my face.'

She said, 'Eat a dick, Eade, and don't come back until you're done.'

He texted me: 'I just ate a dick and it was like a horror movie.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

To chew on a book like it’s your last meal and then throw it at someone.

'I ate a book and it was the worst thing ever.'

She said, 'I ate a book and then I threw it at my dog.'

He texted me: 'I ate a book, and I’m still hungry.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When the army gives you a job so bad it's like you're stuck in a meat locker with a bear.

'I got assigned to eat a dick and it was like being stuck in a meat locker.'

He said, 'I got told to eat a dick and I almost cried.'

She texted me: 'I got told to eat a dick and I'm still mad.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A giant company that makes planes and fighter jets but still can’t make a decent coffee.

'Eads is like a giant company that makes planes but still can’t make coffee.'

He said, 'Eads is the company that makes Airbus and I think they're trying to take over the world.'

She texted me: 'Eads is the company that makes the Eurofighter, and I think they're trying to take over the world.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

To chew on a meat stick like it’s a food fight and then throw it at someone’s face.

'I ate a dick and then threw it at my friend’s face.'

He said, 'I ate a dick and I was like, I'm going to throw it at someone.'

She texted me: 'I ate a dick and then I threw it at my dog.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A fancy way to say you're getting eaten by a dick and then a dog decides to bite your ass

My brother said I looked like he just did Eadadd at the park.

She texted me, 'You did Eadadd in front of my mom? I'm embarrassed.'

He posted a video of his dog attacking him after he did Eadadd.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you're so bad at something you get eaten by a dick and then a dog decides to laugh at you

He said I did Eadadd during the talent show and it was the worst thing ever.

My friend DM'd me, 'You did Eadadd in the middle of the street? What were you thinking?'

She sent me a picture of her dog giving me the side-eye after I did Eadadd.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you're so desperate you eat a dick and then a dog decides to eat your face

He said I did Eadadd in the school lunchroom and it was the worst lunch ever.

She texted me, 'You did Eadadd in front of my dad? He's gonna kill you.'

He posted a video of his dog eating my face after I did Eadadd.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Something you can eat, but only if you're desperate and out of snacks

I ate that expired pizza because it was eadable

My dog ate my homework and it was eadable

I ate that moldy sandwich because I was too lazy to go to the store

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Something so bad it’s almost good, but still not worth it

That mystery meat was eadable, but only if you’re drunk

The burnt toast was eadable, but only if you’re sad

That expired cereal was eadable, but only if you’re dying

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Something you can eat, but you probably shouldn’t

That pizza from the floor was eadable, but it was also gross

I ate that old burger because it was eadable

The chicken that was left out all night was eadable, but I got sick

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Something that’s not good, but you’re too lazy to care

That leftover cake was eadable, but it was also crumbly

I ate that weird soup because it was eadable

That old taco was eadable, but it was also weird

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Something that’s barely edible and you’re just trying to survive

That half-eaten sandwich was eadable, but I was too tired to care

I ate that weird snack because it was eadable

That mystery cake was eadable, but I got a stomach ache

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Yacult’s most annoying furball who thinks they’re the king of the jungle

Yacult, I swear if Eada says one more thing about her 'furry glory' I’m gonna rip her hair out.

Eada just sent me a message: 'I’m the best furry ever. You know it.'

Yacult’s trying to ignore Eada, but she’s still talking about how she’s the 'alpha furball'.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A tough, hot Greek woman who doesn’t need anyone and has huge boobs

Eada just walked in and said, 'I don’t need you, I’m perfect.'

She showed up to the party with a beer and a smile, and I was immediately distracted.

Eada flexed her arms and said, 'I don’t need anyone. You’re just here to look at me.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The world’s most annoyingly perfect girl who thinks she’s the best and makes everyone smile

Eada just said, 'I’m the best, and you know it.'

She smiled at me and I literally forgot how to breathe.

Eada made me laugh so hard I spilled my coffee on my shirt.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eaculmflabelgast

Anything that is so good it makes your brain explode. If you get a free car, it’s eaculmflabelgasting. If your doctor says you don’t have testicular cancer, he’s an eaculmflabelgaster. You can even be eaculmflabelgasting in a sentence.

My free car is eaculmflabelgasting.

That doctor is an eaculmflabelgaster.

I am eaculmflabelgasting right now.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eaculmflabelgast

When something is so awesome it feels like god gave you a gift. A free car? Eaculmflabelgasting. No testicular cancer? You’re an eaculmflabelgaster. You can even say it like a swear word.

That free car is eaculmflabelgasting.

You are the eaculmflabelgaster of my life.

Eaculmflabelgasting!

by Slangipedia 16d ago

xs sm md lg xl 2xl