Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say a dumb, flakey, hot guy with a bad haircut who always ends up with the girl who drives the pink Honda.

Hey Eade, you're still dating Sarah? I thought she broke up with you for liking TikTok more than her.

Eade is here again, and he brought his whole gym bag just to sit in the back.

Eade texted me: 'I’m gonna eat a taco and then go eat a dick.'

2

A lazy way to tell someone to go eat a meat stick and then get eaten by a bear.

'You’re gonna eat a dick? No way, I’m eating a whole chicken and then a dick.'

My mom said, 'Go eat a dick, Eade, and bring me back a pizza.'

He just said, 'Eade, go eat a dick and don't come back until you're done.'

3

Go chow down on a meat stick. It’s the worst thing ever, and you’re gonna wish you were dead.

'I'm gonna eat a dick and then text you a picture of my face.'

She said, 'Eat a dick, Eade, and don't come back until you're done.'

He texted me: 'I just ate a dick and it was like a horror movie.'

4

To chew on a book like it’s your last meal and then throw it at someone.

'I ate a book and it was the worst thing ever.'

She said, 'I ate a book and then I threw it at my dog.'

He texted me: 'I ate a book, and I’m still hungry.'

5

When the army gives you a job so bad it's like you're stuck in a meat locker with a bear.

'I got assigned to eat a dick and it was like being stuck in a meat locker.'

He said, 'I got told to eat a dick and I almost cried.'

She texted me: 'I got told to eat a dick and I'm still mad.'

6

A giant company that makes planes and fighter jets but still can’t make a decent coffee.

'Eads is like a giant company that makes planes but still can’t make coffee.'

He said, 'Eads is the company that makes Airbus and I think they're trying to take over the world.'

She texted me: 'Eads is the company that makes the Eurofighter, and I think they're trying to take over the world.'

7

To chew on a meat stick like it’s a food fight and then throw it at someone’s face.

'I ate a dick and then threw it at my friend’s face.'

He said, 'I ate a dick and I was like, I'm going to throw it at someone.'

She texted me: 'I ate a dick and then I threw it at my dog.'